SAMWISE THE BRAVE DID NOT GO WITH FRODO INTO THE VERY FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM TO BE REFERRED TO AS "BOB FROM STRANGER THINGS"
SAMWISE THE BRAVE DID NOT GO WITH FRODO INTO THE VERY FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM TO BE REFERRED TO AS "BOB FROM STRANGER THINGS"
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@joshcarlosjosh I see the confusion. That's actually Doug Whitmore from 50 First Dates. Common mistake.
@joshcarlosjosh That’s the boy from The Goonies
@joshcarlosjosh They disrespected Doug as well!
@joshcarlosjosh No, he went for the hairy-toed midget sex. Just like every other leftist.
@joshcarlosjosh He also got killed by nerve gas in ‘24’!
@joshcarlosjosh Imagine how Rudy feels.
@joshcarlosjosh You mean Mikey from the Goonies right?
@joshcarlosjosh Hey that's Doug from 50 First Dates!
@joshcarlosjosh Turns out he went into the very fires of mordor just to turn around and support sauron for the 2024 election
@joshcarlosjosh He's still the world's moral compass
@joshcarlosjosh Yes it should say Samwise but Bob was the GOAT too
@joshcarlosjosh Sorry, but you don't get to pull out "Samwise the brave" while he's simping for people who make Saruman and Grima Wormtongue look wholesome.
@joshcarlosjosh "You've left out one of the chief characters - Bob from Stranger Things. I want to hear more about Bob from Stranger Things."
@joshcarlosjosh He also discovered a caveman in his backyard
@joshcarlosjosh Sean is first, and always will be a goonie 😁
@joshcarlosjosh 'bob stranger things!?!'. Blaspheme! It really has gotten cruel. Gotten dark out there brother.... May I have some oats brother !!!? gofund.me/3a7c7b01
@joshcarlosjosh RUDY DIDN'T OVERCOME THE ODDS OF HIS DIMINUTIVE STATURE AND FULFILL HIS DREAM OF PLAYING FOR NOTRE DAME TO BE REFERRED TO AS EITHER "BOB FROM STRANGER THINGS" OR "SAMWISE FROM LORD OF THE RINGS."
@joshcarlosjosh Twenty five combat missions over the Third Reich to be remember as “Bob from Stranger Things” 🙄
@joshcarlosjosh Not to mention he already had a much larger role in a much better show about teenagers dealing with mutants, science experiments, and aliens from other dimensions
@joshcarlosjosh Probably not to be a sock puppet either but here we are. Sigh. The red tribe and the blue tribe are like orcs from mordor and orcs from orthanc. Either way they make their followers drink black goop
@joshcarlosjosh Don't forget the GOAT of sports movies!
@joshcarlosjosh this is goonies eraser
@joshcarlosjosh You mean Mikey from The Goonies
@joshcarlosjosh MIKEY WALSH DID NOT DEFEAT ONE EYED WILLIE'S BOOBYTRAPS WHILE BEING CHASED BY THE FRATELLIS TO SAVE HIS NEIGHBORHOOD JUST TO BE FORGOTTEN LIKE THAT
@joshcarlosjosh He’s actually the guy from 50 first dates or Rudy 🤷♂️
@joshcarlosjosh this is Mikey from The Goonies erasure and I will not stand for it
@joshcarlosjosh Samwise…Rudy…even the kid from The Goonies. All of these >>> Bob
@joshcarlosjosh RUDY DIDNT TACKLE THAT QUARTERBACK TO BE REFERRED TO AS SAM (turtles all the way down)