ARAGORN: The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master BOROMIR: And what would a ranger know of this matter? LEGOLAS: This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn BOROMIR: the rules were that you guys weren't going to fact-check
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@joshcarlosjosh Dunadain are eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats.
@joshcarlosjosh Lied to shill Rings of Power, so this is no surprise.
@joshcarlosjosh God damn this meme gets funnier the more niche the context is, great work
@joshcarlosjosh I have to wonder if people making this joke actually understand the context or if they simply don't care.
@joshcarlosjosh ARAGORN: We don't folly with rules. Now, Legolas... Show Boromir how to avoid arrows.
@joshcarlosjosh To this day I don't really have a clue who Arathorn is supposed to be. Like does everybody memorize isildurs lineage or something?
@joshcarlosjosh BOROMIR: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. That cannot be your plan to destroy the Ring!" GANDALF: "It's more of a concept of a plan."
@joshcarlosjosh Didn’t the ring also answer to Frodo and Bilbo?
@joshcarlosjosh Bit of a false equivalency but it’s a solid poke anyway.
@joshcarlosjosh Awww don't do boromir dirty like that. 🤣
@joshcarlosjosh Comparing boromir and JD is incredibly based
