From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Balrog of Meowgoth. Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the meowntainside.
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@joshcarlosjosh The fight of Meowrog and Meowdalf. New Amazon series..
@joshcarlosjosh My husband told me this is a mom joke. I think it might be?
@joshcarlosjosh Rising up from the Mines of Meowria. Also known as Catzad-Dum
@joshcarlosjosh We all know an orange isn't capable of thought that deep.
@joshcarlosjosh The dark string will not avail you, flame of Poon-doon!
@joshcarlosjosh We already have cat Sauron. It was only a matter of time before we got cat balrog.
@joshcarlosjosh @BrentTerhune First smile I’ve had since the Phillies loss last night. Thanks.
@joshcarlosjosh I really don't find occasional enough to smote people's ruin upon various surfaces. Should get around to it.
@joshcarlosjosh @BrentTerhune First, your handle is awesome. Second, this is hilarious.
@joshcarlosjosh This post is one of your best. I laughed harder than I should've. *tips fedora*