©JoshDHays @joshdhays

I just woke up Dallas, TX Joined April 2015

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pinball wizard @y0ungpinball

5 months ago

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet

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miss worm @missus_wormy

5 months ago

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

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𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt

6 months ago

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Temi 💨 @__temiszn

6 months ago

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i wish more ppl understood the ability to change your mind as a sign of intelligence. you don’t have to keep believing the same things you believed 5, 10, 20 yrs ago. a flexible mind is an agile mind. standing on business doesn’t hit if the business is bullshit

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Witch @Space_Bunzzz

8 months ago

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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alora @alorazei

9 months ago

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

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𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter @FeralPHunter

9 months ago

all men want is to constantly annoy one beautiful woman

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fifi @gsgetlonelytoo

9 months ago

Y’all don’t call people losers, boring or annoying enough and that’s why they continue to act the way they do

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saira 🦇 @sairaspooks

9 months ago

load this in 4k load that in 4k how about you load 4k into my bank account

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Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor

9 months ago

I'm plotting on your rise bro. i'm literally up in the lab scheming on beautiful abundance for you. I'm cooking up ways for a rising tide to lift all of our boats. I'm praying for your gains. I'm lighting a candle to your inevitable splendor dude