mark normand @marknorm
New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah! linktr.ee/marknormand NYC Joined March 2009-
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Don’t these people know it’s more effective to throw soup on a painting!?
Don’t these people know it’s more effective to throw soup on a painting!?
I just saw a KKK member at WaWa, I figured he’d be at a Sheetz
Life is a marathon. That's why every now and then you shit your pants
Unbelievable!! A black hockey player??!
Comedy! New dates folks! punchup.live/marknormand/ti…
Podcasts are like babies, they're too easy to create and not everyone should have one
Hey hey! Starting up a new CLIPS channel on Youtube! We'll be posting some fun stuff there so subscribe, queefs!! New clips are up now! Link in the subtweet! @marknorm @JoeListComedy @DiscountChuck
“I didn’t do it.” - cancer
nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple
Hey @ConanOBrien ! We both guested on the @TeamCoco show many times. We’d be honored if you popped in on wmbd tomorrow while you’re in nyc. @marknorm @sammorril
he'll be adding a lotta strokes to his game
Having a treadmill at your house is a home run
And R. Kelly was just helping girls with jelly fish stings
Sometimes I wish I had cleavage so people wouldn't look me in the eyes
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@TuesdayStories Hey, I added a few effects to Joe's smoking acting skills. Hope you enjoy!
When you have a budget of $50 to make a movie! 😂
@eldissula @JoeListComedy gave you a nice shoutout on @TuesdayStories
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“I’m Ron Burgundy?”
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Tires
Your first look at Tires. Coming to Netflix on May 23
“ I need 55 rebounds, 55 assists, 55 steals….”
Yes there’s a playoff game happening currently but more importantly Steve Ballmer is talking to Tim Robinson
@TuesdayStories @marknorm @JoeListComedy The greatest comedy podcast in the world w/ my two favorite comedians. I remember seeing Mark the first time he was on Rogan and then finding out about Tuesdays and giving it a listen and it was like discovering a gold mine. I binged 300 episodes and it got me thru the pandemic.
This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
Fans have been pretty vocal about my @netflix special Hot Cross Buns - check it out!!
All time classic
Happy 71st birthday to the brilliant Rick Moranis. Rick as Michael McDonald on SCTV kills me every time.
Come to my 4/21 taping at @nycomedyclub $10 off with code SHINEON Tix link below 👇
New hour Milwaukee… hope to see you out! You never disappoint!
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@marknorm P K Subban was a pretty good player, he's a legend in Montreal.
I feel the same way about @iamcolinquinn, but I don't go yapping to the press about it!
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