MATT RUBY @mattruby
Comedian. New special BOLO out on YouTube now. Also: Writer of the Rubesletter and Funny How newsletters. Link below... 👇 mattruby.substack.com Get my newsletter ➡➡➡ Joined June 2008-
Tweets42K
-
Followers4K
-
Following1K
-
Likes10K
On politics: "Comedy is about surprise. If everyone knows where you’re going, it’s gonna be harder to get laughs. And if none of your political views are surprising, how much are you truly thinking for yourself versus just following the party line?" 👇 buff.ly/cCH7zF5
0
0
0
14
0
“Define woman.” OK! A woman is whatever the woman I want to have sex with says a woman is.
Ghosting should not be acceptable behavior. It's the normalization of cowardice.
Can't figure out if my body was colonized by my mind or vice versa.
“Crazy people are good in bed. And that’s why I’m so attracted to them.” -A wannabe therapist
Don't kink shame me but... I LOVE THE KINKS. "Dedicated Follower of Fashion" is a legit banger.
How can you be a passionate centrist? Reframe it as being passionate about winning. Or not being an extremist. Or resisting the incentives that social media platforms use to manipulate us into binary thinking. Or being a scaredy-cat who is afraid of commitment. 🤷🏻♂️
Knowing how dudes are, it's probably more like Five Inch Nails.
Political extremism is a great way to convert mental illness into moral superiority.
"Mike and Ikes" said aloud sounds like some tribe that fought in an ancient Greek battle. “The Spartans were defeated when the Mikanikes were able to outflank them."
I recall Chris Rock once saying the most important quality for a comedian is the ability to listen. How I took that: Sure, the crowd is listening – but also, it wants you to listen to them. More here: buff.ly/zhXLPxT
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
184K Followers 3K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Sam Morril @sammorril
236K Followers 874 Following Stand-up Comic. Knicks fan. See me in your city: https://t.co/NGdY2cYtXP
mark normand @marknorm
548K Followers 414 Following New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr
417K Followers 6K Following Preorder ‘The Man of Many Fathers' Now! out 10/28 @CrownPublishing. Watch LONELY FLOWERS @hulu FMR: @TheDailyShow CURRENT: @HignfyUS on CNN FOREVER: FAMU
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
154K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
99K Followers 6K Following Standup / seen on Conan, Corden, After Midnight / Writer: JKL, Oscars, CONAN / Book “Dead People Suck” / Hulu “Cis Woke Grief Sl*t"
Joe List @JoeListComedy
120K Followers 1K Following I'm a comedian & I have 4 one hour comedy specials available for free on YouTube “I Hate Myself” & “This Years Material” & “Enough For Everybody” & "Small Ball"
Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik
18K Followers 1K Following Stand-Up Comic, TV Writer, and Podcast host just like everyone else on this website.
Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters
44K Followers 2K Following Same name on Bluesky. Standup comic from Tonight Show, Late Show, and my little Instagram reels. Captain Ravioli. Watch Baseball Mom on Prime.
Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz
42K Followers 3K Following Comedian. Writer. Mets fan. SOLAR OPPOSITES, NORM MACDONALD LIVE, and a ton of other shows.
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
182K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated writer & comedian. My book GOOD GAME; NO REMATCH is coming in 2025. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Jono Zalay @JonoZalay
5K Followers 2K Following I'm gone, baby. Find me elsewhere. And get out yourself!
90 Day Fidance @ianimal69
37K Followers 2K Following CIGS // SKA // CATS // i go where eagles dare / My debut special WILD HAPPY & FREE, Bein Ian with Jordan podcast & patreon + tour dates ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Juicy Jay Jurden - BA... @JayJurden
36K Followers 2K Following he/him. comic / actor / writer / X-Men nerd/writer! - bisexual demon / booking - https://t.co/ikhegHr609
Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur
12K Followers 2K Following My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a "great way of ruining things for people." Now I do comedy. My debut album is available now: https://t.co/aA3kYgFcBR
Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
1.1M Followers 3K Following TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle
New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub
13K Followers 2K Following The best stand up in NY with locations in Midtown, East Village, Upper West Side, and Stamford CT @nyccstamford
Let's Boost YouTube @VideoBoostX
1K Followers 2K Following Let's boost your YouTube channel globally using genuine promotions. Daily you'll receive organic engagements on your YouTube channel.
BelleEvans @652QVJc29Pa63
27 Followers 1K Following
Lisa Bee 🐝 @moogiewan
332 Followers 2K Following Colorful Colorado Graphic Designer & Novice BeeKeeper
BridgetMaugham @3vEK60mpvKt16
33 Followers 2K Following
Ibowu @Ibowu1896
21 Followers 1K Following
Loral Langemeier @askloral123
330 Followers 626 Following Loral Langemeier is a money expert, sought after speaker, enterpreneurial thought leader, mentor, and 5× times New York Times Besting-Selling author
Eino Hilll @EinoHilll9467
72 Followers 3K Following
Satsandroid Mc @JesseJames91545
63 Followers 957 Following #Psychedelic Vendor 🛒, Spiritual Healing & Guidance #Psilocybin is a gift from God. .... Tap in 📩…….OR……. Join our Private ELLO 📤 Channel Below
PRIVATE CHAT X @elonceo285
140 Followers 5K Following
ComedyDrawbridge @ComedyToll
4 Followers 79 Following Cyclical Comedy Enjoyer Make a’me laugh, Fuck X just show me shit to distract me I don’t want politics. I do ATTEMPTS at humor None of my shit is funny
Lin Xin @GKTNSIBN
750 Followers 1K Following All my life, I've been so mediocre, but you're the only one I've seen who's had a ripple.
Aniq Rahman @anrahman
3K Followers 2K Following Founder & CEO Fabric @poweredbyFabric Managing Partner @Vast_Ventures. Investing in healthcare, cloud & planet. Previously President @Moat (acquired by @Oracle)
Muaxoo @Muaxoo712
39 Followers 601 Following
Teathes @TeatheswLAuDs
59 Followers 2K Following
Mobro 4000 @emlap98
603 Followers 3K Following
Sleetheyth @sleetheyth717
35 Followers 1K Following
Beth @nkybeth
7K Followers 820 Following 🎙 co-host @Pantsuitpolitic, More to Say, Kentuckian, here to learn
Sewnoythursh @Sewnoythursh2t
38 Followers 1K Following
Sissy-phus @DrewTSU
559 Followers 3K Following Dallas-ing your Fort Worth. Coms in the arts. Tarleton alumnus. Proud Democrat. 🏳️🌈
Mparesheau @MparesheauYj6d
34 Followers 1K Following
Toanooroun @Toanooroun3f9
31 Followers 1K Following
Liora Dana לִיאו... @LioraDenise
794 Followers 6K Following #Physicist ☢️, #Transwoman 🏳️⚧️ , She/her, #Translesbian, #Transjew, #TransInStem,, #Zionist, #Jewisgirl, #Ashkenazi +#Sephardi 🇮🇱. Sou uma judia trans.
Kate Erina @erina_kate
452 Followers 2K Following Research, strategy and implementation | Marketing & Comms Consultant | YTILI 2023 Fellow
seriously now @SUPremINjustice
0 Followers 13 Following Believes in the correct (application) of U.S. Constitution. Dislikes pay-to-play corruption 2025 agenda brings. Also like's cookies, but in moderation.
willard watson @wwwillarddd
455 Followers 1K Following ashamed screenwriter/comedian, proud bidet owner
Teteetejer @TeteetejerpqL9
62 Followers 3K Following
Thucydd_is_Able @Thucydd_is_Able
537 Followers 2K Following Our art is purely autobiographical. It is about ourselves and the world we live in. It is an attempt at a record. https://t.co/9EOp0yI19J
QueenMaria @moolex12261
62 Followers 2K Following
Daniel Storrow @DanielStorrow
382 Followers 393 Following LA comedian in NYC. Just keeping busy til the world ends.
Zach @Euro_SN
659 Followers 2K Following I don't Tweet, I just follow people and RT @healey1 & @MichelleDBeadle
dainers @cabman25
11 Followers 657 Following
matt s.p. @mspieroni
347 Followers 5K Following
Foxy Reddd (Lil' Hali... @FoxyvonReddd
676 Followers 1K Following Comedian/Lab Science I can say that, my Dad is gay. I support Irish owned businesses. I'm all alone. I'm rollin a big doughnut 🥩🚬🥃🥨🥡🌮🍤🍝🍿🍰🥟🍟
seaniams @seaniams
54 Followers 285 Following
KarenMarie @AlmaOculta_X
13 Followers 318 Following #kindness #amabilidad #freedom #libertad #privacy #privacidad #monero #bitcoin #tari
kaira_Sen2 @Kaira_Sen2
105 Followers 198 Following 🌍Kaira Sen | Nepali 🇳🇵 & Indian 🇮🇳 | Boston University alum 🎓 | Former JP Morgan (SG & NY) 🏦 | Passionate about modelling 💼✨ | NYC dweller 🏡
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
184K Followers 3K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Sam Morril @sammorril
236K Followers 874 Following Stand-up Comic. Knicks fan. See me in your city: https://t.co/NGdY2cYtXP
mark normand @marknorm
548K Followers 414 Following New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr
417K Followers 6K Following Preorder ‘The Man of Many Fathers' Now! out 10/28 @CrownPublishing. Watch LONELY FLOWERS @hulu FMR: @TheDailyShow CURRENT: @HignfyUS on CNN FOREVER: FAMU
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
154K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
Mike Recine @mikerecine
46K Followers 3K Following The Tom T. Hall of standup comedy. Pottstown and Denver next. Tickets here: https://t.co/sj12nxS7Se
Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
99K Followers 6K Following Standup / seen on Conan, Corden, After Midnight / Writer: JKL, Oscars, CONAN / Book “Dead People Suck” / Hulu “Cis Woke Grief Sl*t"
Joe List @JoeListComedy
120K Followers 1K Following I'm a comedian & I have 4 one hour comedy specials available for free on YouTube “I Hate Myself” & “This Years Material” & “Enough For Everybody” & "Small Ball"
Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik
18K Followers 1K Following Stand-Up Comic, TV Writer, and Podcast host just like everyone else on this website.
Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters
44K Followers 2K Following Same name on Bluesky. Standup comic from Tonight Show, Late Show, and my little Instagram reels. Captain Ravioli. Watch Baseball Mom on Prime.
Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein
141K Followers 4K Following Emmy-losing Writer/Director/Comedian (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, #StrangePlanet, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, @NewYorker)
Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz
42K Followers 3K Following Comedian. Writer. Mets fan. SOLAR OPPOSITES, NORM MACDONALD LIVE, and a ton of other shows.
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
182K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated writer & comedian. My book GOOD GAME; NO REMATCH is coming in 2025. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
yannispappas @yannispappas
195K Followers 704 Following mostly jokes on here, but also an occasional edict! my last stand up special: https://t.co/BkxZlgKZEJ
Jono Zalay @JonoZalay
5K Followers 2K Following I'm gone, baby. Find me elsewhere. And get out yourself!
Juicy Jay Jurden - BA... @JayJurden
36K Followers 2K Following he/him. comic / actor / writer / X-Men nerd/writer! - bisexual demon / booking - https://t.co/ikhegHr609
Casey James Salengo @caseyJsalengo
7K Followers 1K Following stand up comedian. host of podcast I Love You But Your Music Sucks. often confused and mad about it.
Conor Sen @conorsen
101K Followers 298 Following Columnist for @opinion. Here and on Bl*esky also at @conorsen. The future is a policy choice.
Gideon Levy @levy_haaretz
40K Followers 17 Following
Heidi N. Moore @moorehn
118K Followers 11K Following Slowwwly backing away from this place I liked. Ex-WSJ, Marketplace, Guardian. Same handle at the other place. I followed you for pics of your pet. She/her. Hi.
Beth @nkybeth
7K Followers 820 Following 🎙 co-host @Pantsuitpolitic, More to Say, Kentuckian, here to learn
Marketing Nerd @Marketing_Nerd_
99K Followers 6 Following Marketing nuggets from the smartest minds. If you love marketing, subscribe → https://t.co/Y9vxabRM0W
Ben Rhodes @brhodes
508K Followers 2K Following Pod Save The World, MSNBC, Author - After the Fall: Being American in the World We've Made: https://t.co/qzG9cDCc2X
Dan Carlin @HardcoreHistory
435K Followers 150 Following Dan Carlin's Hardcore History Twitter feed quote: Yes, I know the show is late... endquote
Jonathan Courtney @Jicecream
7K Followers 1K Following Founder/CEO of https://t.co/V2Mb0IZ0Ij, https://t.co/iacgr9HU2m and host of The Unscheduled CEO podcast. I do not know what I’m talking about.
John Spencer @SpencerGuard
299K Followers 1K Following Chair of War Studies at the Madison Policy Forum | Executive Director @urbanwarfareins | UWP podcast | Thoughts my own ≠ Official Gov
Mike Binder @MikeBinderjokes
16K Followers 6K Following Writer Director UPSIDE OF ANGER, REIGN OVER ME. Stand up comic. 40 years sober. 38 years married. Join my community if u love to laugh or make others laugh.
trippy.vc🍄 @TrippyVC
86 Followers 91 Following Our tribe is building the Psychedelic Therapy DAO dedicated to global healing. Help us seed it 🙏
Dave DeCamp @DecampDave
77K Followers 1K Following News editor of https://t.co/XNy65c4rPo Host of Antiwar News with Dave DeCamp https://t.co/rJKbq8TrRB [email protected]
Julie Roginsky @julieroginsky
65K Followers 2K Following Advocate, mom, author of Salty Politics newsletter on Substack, co-founder of @LiftOurVoicesUs. Former Fox News and CNBC contributor. DMs open.
Noam Dworman @noam_dworman
12K Followers 459 Following Musician, club owner, dad, likes to argue. No permanent allies, only permanent interests.
Danny Parkins @DannyParkins
78K Followers 1K Following check me out on the newly expanded First Things First from 5-6 pm ET on FS1
John Aziz @aziz0nomics
55K Followers 2K Following British-Palestinian. Peace advocate, futurist, builder. بدنا نعيش
Grace ☕️ @gracecapobianco
546 Followers 158 Following writing to taste life twice. disciple of Jesus | wife | hardcover maximalist
Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat
92K Followers 810 Following Writing about feelings you’ve had but don’t know how to describe. https://t.co/KIGd67QeaB Author of The Pluri Society on Amazon.
david cross✍ @davidcrosss
268K Followers 887 Following Stream my newest special WORST DADDY IN THE WORLD at https://t.co/INFw3ATOEP. Subscribe to my new podcast at https://t.co/Cf1GByCX76
MatthewDicks @MatthewDicks
11K Followers 322 Following Bestselling author, storyteller, teacher. 59-time Moth StorySLAM winner & 9-time GrandSLAM champ. Host of Speak Up Storytelling podcast. Loves golf. Hates sleep
The New Yorker @NewYorker
8.5M Followers 393 Following Unparalleled reporting and commentary on politics and culture, plus humor and cartoons, fiction and poetry. Get our Daily newsletter: https://t.co/CW0Z2jGCyB
brooklyn babyy @thee_SACK
37K Followers 499 Following whatevrrrr forevrrrr 📸 Instaaaa & TikTok @brooklynkarasack, YouTube Brooklyn Karasack, store is on insta @shopcontrolledchaos ✂️❤️🔥🤪
Christina Pazsitzky @ChristinaP
266K Followers 2K Following
Joey @JoeyMulinaro
361K Followers 2K Following these guys! pod. @fanduel. @petessakepod for @purduesports contact me: [email protected].
Quinn Larrabee @quinnlarrabee
18 Followers 2 Following I write facts that read like fiction, and vice versa
Neville Medhora @nevmed
45K Followers 218 Following By day I'm re-vamping copy/pages/emails at https://t.co/We7lb3P6Ue, at night I'm maintaining the internet's https://t.co/5yeDldWjAP (tag me if you see cool marketing)!
Philippe Reines @PhilippeReines
87K Followers 100 Following "Phillipe [sic] is the only person about whom you're torn between patting him on the back and trying to get him committed to Bellevue." - John Podesta, 3/5/2015
Andrea V. Zarczynski @avalentinez1
342 Followers 352 Following Journalist . Editor . Director of Content & Strategy . Contributor to @Forbes.com . M.S. Media Management '20 @TheNewSchool . B.A. Journalism @oaklandu
🎸 Rock History �... @historyrock_
645K Followers 4K Following Long live ROCK AND ROLL and HEAVY METAL!!! 🤘🏻 The best content of the best years of music history 🎸Contact us by DM 📥.
Robin Carhart-Harris @RCarhartHarris
65K Followers 3K Following Ralph Metzner Distinguished Professor of Neurology & Psychiatry, UCSF. Psychedelic neuroscientist and psychologist. https://t.co/CmvjG0IanQ
Julian Mulvey @julianmulvey
2K Followers 2K Following Dad. Dem Ad Maker. Founder https://t.co/RwFJ7TTiDI. Retwts not endorsements
UCB Theatre NY @ucbtny
30K Followers 1K Following Theatre and all things comedy from the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York! 📍242 East 14th Street (btwn 2nd and 3rd)
Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz
578K Followers 955 Following Dad, husband, teacher, coach, veteran. Governor of Minnesota. Working to move our state forward as #OneMinnesota.
Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers
393K Followers 4K Following Former SC House of Rep '06 - '14. @CNN @StromLaw. 2x NYT Bestseller. “THE MOMENT” Out April 23, 2024
Tim Walz @Tim_Walz
1.2M Followers 2K Following Dad, husband, teacher, coach, veteran. 41st Governor of Minnesota. Official account: @GovTimWalz
David C Lowery @davidclowery
14K Followers 1K Following EDD. Founded Camper Van Beethoven and Cracker. I fight for artists. Liberal not progressive. Pilates not Yoga. Jaguar not Strat. KD4CVB (ex-KF4KRF) 6YDCL.
120 Revisted @120Revisited
22K Followers 666 Following A tribute to the MTV music video showcase, 120 MINUTES (1986-2003), featuring the brightest names in alternative & indie | Sundays @ Midnight/11c
Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill
88K Followers 2K Following Simpsons, Futurama, Gravity Falls, Strange Hill High, Mission Hill & Disenchantment. Major player at the sewing store®️
Kaitlyn Jeffers @jeffernaut
2K Followers 433 Following indigenous basterd (sisseton-wahpeton dakota). puncánaigh. does comedy. ✨tv writer 😜✨ . this is a pic of me cleaning.
Dan Mahboubian Rosen @thedanrosen
3K Followers 1K Following Stupid comedian | @newyorker contributor | vids on IG
David Leonhardt @DLeonhardt
142K Followers 2K Following Senior writer, N.Y. Times. Author, "Ours Was the Shining Future: The Story of the American Dream." Best book of the year, Atlantic, FT & TNR. Now in paperback.Trends for United States
19,8 B posts
72,5 B posts
8.196 posts
36,7 B posts
86,7 B posts
95,1 B posts
56,5 B posts
9.221 posts
16,8 B posts
3.785 posts
26,2 B posts
26,2 B posts
5.522 posts
36,4 B posts
15 B posts
5.037 posts
10,7 B posts
1.275 posts
219 B posts
You might like
Rojo Perez
@rojoperezzz
4K Followers
Victor
@varnado
5K Followers
Erik Bergstrom
@Erik_Bergstrom
5K Followers
Rebecca A. Trent
@rebelcave
6K Followers
Chris Paddack is a Te...
@natefridson
3K Followers
John Heffron
@JohnHeffron
23K Followers
Ryan Stout
@StoutRyan
9K Followers
George P Gordon III
@GeorgePGordon3
2K Followers