Joke of the Day @jotd2014
A joke a day - for the whole family! Have a joke you think is worthy enough to be tweeted? Email it to [email protected] and see your joke here! The Giggle Garden! Joined April 2014-
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What do cats put in soft drinks? Mice Cubes! #jokeoftheday
What do you get when you cross a high chair and a bird? A stool pigeon! #jokeoftheday
What do you call a lamb with a machine gun? Lambo! #jokeoftheday
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a caterpillar? Drumsticks for everyone! #jokeoftheday
What do you get when you cross a mountain lion and a parrot? I don't know, but when it talks, you had better listen! #jokeoftheday
Have a good joke? Email it to @jotd2014 and watch it be tweeted out and follow for other funny one liners! #laughtrip #funny #jokes #awesome
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger! #jokeoftheday
Why are four-legged animals bad dancers? Because they have two left feet! #jokeoftheday
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel with a rooster and a poodle? Cockerpoodledoo! #jokeoftheday
How did the skunk phone his mother? On a smellular phone! #jokeoftheday
What did the dog say when he was attacked by a tiger? Nothing, dogs can't talk! #jokeoftheday
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show! #jokeoftheday
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming Trunks! #jokeoftheday
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