jordan/AlbertaCanada @jrktechservice
New daton alberta canada Joined November 2012-
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I've been disappointed so many times, not giving a fuck is almost a reflex."
"@Laughbook: I'm here on Twitter because my family is on Facebook."
"@Laughbook: That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect is like, "I got nothin man..."
I think it's about time Taylor Swift wrote a song and called it "Maybe I am The Problem"."
A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know."
"@Laughbook: I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, But pissing everyone off is easy and funny as hell."
Life is so short, just do what the fuck makes you happy."
Trust me, as you get to know me, I just get weirder."
"@Laughbook: The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid.."
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from Mom scares me."
If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident."
"@Laughbook: My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film.."
"@Laughbook: They say Marijuana is a gateway drug? To what? Taco bell?"
"@Laughbook: Roses are blue. Violets are unicorns. This poem doesn't make any sense. Tampons."
"@Laughbook: What do you call a blind German? A not see!"
"@Laughbook: "Hey babe, you smell that?" "No." "Me neither, start cooking.""
"@Laughbook: I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you."
"@Laughbook: That mood where you're just like: Fuck the fuck off, you annoying fucking fucker."
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"@Laughbook: I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me..."
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