Darth Cheeto @jsbalrog
Orange, large, and in charge Joined May 2009-
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First COVID, now this. The next plague is poison frogs raining from the sky.
First COVID, now this. The next plague is poison frogs raining from the sky.
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I liked Meat Loaf.
Show me when and where supermajorities have ever been healthy for the populace.
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We are still dealing with the ravages of COVID-19 and its variants. We thank you for following our counsel and the advice of medical experts and government officials in your own communities.
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Today, FDA approved the first COVID-19 vaccine for the prevention of #COVID19 disease in individuals 16 years of age and older. fda.gov/news-events/pr…
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“If we lose hope we loose our last sustaining possession” — Elder Holland #GeneralConference
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I love the way he gave full due respect to COVID-19 but shifted seamlessly to recognition of other maladies that are no less life-threatening and prevalent but far older. #GeneralConference @HollandJeffreyR
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NBA players when they finally come back from Corona Quarantine 😂
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I’ve seen several people making jokes about how much it sucks to quarantine with your significant other and I...do not relate? I married someone that I LIKE
They keep saying "speak to your doctor" don't they realize how long that hasn't been a thing for average Americans?
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With caution surrounding the COVID-19 virus, the First Presidency of the Church has determined to postpone leadership meetings associated with April general conference until October 1–2 of this year. newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.org/article/leader…
Glen Beck's new look is Peter Gabriel hitting the morning news magazine circuit to publicize a re-release of his "So" album.
American BBQ joint in the front, Windsor Castle in the back. #reversemullet
A great list; seen 13 of them. Number 17 is my all time number 1, FWIW. pastemagazine.com/articles/2019/…
In case a run for public office is in my future: I apologize for all of the Tears For Fears quotes in my senior yearbook.
My teenage son just asked Google Home to turn on the TV because reaching for the remote was "just too big of a pain."
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