@jschlatt go up to Trump and ask "Hey have you ever heard of Schlatt?"
@jschlatt Look at my president dawg 😭😭 nah we goin to war 💀
@jschlatt bro once he gets elected
@jschlatt This feels familiar for some reason
@jschlatt gonna take a big hit in the polls when they find out about the queen bro
@jschlatt Schlatt this is your chance you can be the first president to have a femboy VP!!
@jschlatt you may become the war criminal with the most subscribers! What a feat!
@jschlatt You know what Schaltt? You run and I’ll actually vote. It’s obvious need a streamer in the white house. This couldn’t possibly backfire.
@jschlatt Any fun dates to look forward to for the rest of the year?
@jschlatt WE WILL FORGIVE YOU FOR 9/11/2001 1/6/2021 7/13/2024 IF YOU SAVE US
@jschlatt Taking out the competition one by one
@jschlatt Everything has been building towards this moment
@jschlatt i would unironically support you
@jschlatt drop a new presidential campaign merch line this instant.
@jschlatt Schlatt do you fw clumsy ninja
