Jordan Schmitt @jschmittitis

jordan schmitt parody. for your entertainment Arkansas Joined February 2010

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crépe culture @OkanaganKCCO

11 years ago

Crossfit is the Scientology of the sports world.

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Jordan Schmitt @jschmittitis

11 years ago

S/o to the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

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11 years ago

Took control of an airplane today and flew it around. It was super cool bud

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11 years ago

@BrittneyAlexus selfie game strong

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11 years ago

Barack Obama has no future political aspirations. It's been a year since I've tweeted but this is worthy of a tweet

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Jordan Schmitt @jschmittitis

12 years ago

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

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Kyle Bradshaw @JKyleBradshaw

13 years ago

R.Paul making the filibuster run all day to keep a bill, saying the governmnt can kill us with a drone if they want, from passing. Umm what?

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13 years ago

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13 years ago

Who's spring breaking in Gulf Shores this year?

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13 years ago

Once a man uses violence he must accept that violence may be used against him

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13 years ago

Adventure Club- Crave You

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13 years ago

Shout out to them freshman. On instagram straight flexin.

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13 years ago

Killing some #groupme with @BenBrundick @cneesepuff @TheRealSNT @cfreezi but not @501KingJames

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13 years ago

Big balling smashin making my ends

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Steve Aoki @steveaoki

13 years ago

#harlemshake youtu.be/3Y5jHlVzFtc @baauer

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Jordan Schmitt @jschmittitis

13 years ago

Saw enough boobies at Mardi Gras to last me a whole week

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13 years ago

Just some Greek god on bourbon street instagr.am/p/Vr6vjNitpv/

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13 years ago

All liquid diet on this TUESDAY in #NOLA

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13 years ago

Don't be no cloud on a sunny day!

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13 years ago

Flying on planes with Arabs should be on fear factor

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Big M"Meat MAN" @meat_michael

30 Followers 683 Following The meat man they call me$$ use your own imagination$$

Brandon Bennett @BmBennett5

4 Followers 199 Following

Linda Osbaldo @LindaOsbaldo

20 Followers 260 Following I WANT MY BOYFRIEND LIKE GOOGLE ,HE WILL UNDERSTAND ME THEN BETTER.

Hitsticksports @hitsticksports2

40 Followers 486 Following Putting the ME in media and asking the hard hitting questions real sports fans want answered

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294 Followers 765 Following Boy Mom • wife of @CarlewEli • WPS

natalie @natalieann46

245 Followers 108 Following

roja @halonoguera761

52 Followers 481 Following Candy canes are funny because they're like penises. Bright, colorful, horribly bent penises wrap ed in|plastic.

Sean Daniel Latham @SeanDanielLath1

13 Followers 126 Following

Colton @ItsColtonM

144 Followers 181 Following 🛩

Dawn Oakley @CarolDawnOak

126 Followers 177 Following

Samantha Wright @Samanth81133769

1 Followers 8 Following

I am her granddaughter, @braelynnesmomma, and am managing all her accounts for her! My goal is to build a PRAYER ARMY and support my grandmother. #OCNA

Louise @prayforlouise

2 Followers 55 Following I am her granddaughter, @braelynnesmomma, and am managing all her accounts for her! My goal is to build a PRAYER ARMY and support my grandmother. #OCNA

Kara Wilson @KaraWilson625

232 Followers 459 Following Humanist, liberal, wife, elementary teacher, and fur mother to two cats and a dog.

Dave @famousDave69

48 Followers 598 Following just famous dave

Stay@Home Comedian/Late Night Mom/Site/Store Holder + Under construction + New Project Coming Out Soon. Still Burns Bridges to Stay Home

Mommy Monster @MommyMonsteRawr

68 Followers 689 Following Stay@Home Comedian/Late Night Mom/Site/Store Holder + Under construction + New Project Coming Out Soon. Still Burns Bridges to Stay Home

Laci Corbridge @CorbridgeLaci

51 Followers 197 Following Micah's wife. Mother of Kailynn, Chris, Tripp, and Londynn. 3 RAZORBACKS.

Willow Welch @wewelch7

14 Followers 31 Following

Misti Flowers @ceeceeflow

19 Followers 61 Following

Josh Reeves @reevesjoshs

6 Followers 66 Following

Judge Learned Pand @Pamelakjohnson

202 Followers 916 Following I'm a blonde, single girl, in a fantasy world

Clay Flowers @clay_flowers87

154 Followers 330 Following

Dylan Henry @dylanhenry

42 Followers 124 Following Plan on living forever, so far so good...

Michael Butler @MbutlerdcButler

12 Followers 24 Following

Shirley Carr @ShirleyCarr22

67 Followers 168 Following just a girl trying to find a place in this world

Lauren Alkire @LaurenAlkire1

79 Followers 92 Following If there are no ups and downs in your life... it means you are dead. Literally. Thats how EKGs work.

Clint Bailey @cbailey2010

215 Followers 947 Following Brokerage Sales for Newmark Grubb Arkansas, a full service commercial real estate firm. Razorback Junkie 4 Life

Caleb Loe @CoachCLoeGSD

524 Followers 676 Following Co-OC and OLine Coach for the Wynne Yellowjackets. Extremely Blessed!

Lauren McBride @LaurenAdams36

75 Followers 91 Following

✌ßilly ßriggs ✌ @BillyTrey88

282 Followers 470 Following Im here for a good time & CalThemHogs! 🐗

Chad D @Chadrickd

250 Followers 342 Following @brothrowbets co-founder Chad D's NFL Picks

Brooke Cornelius @_BrookieBrooke_

2K Followers 838 Following attorney. @bowenlaw alumni. retired pageant qween. lover of all people. 🏳️‍🌈

caitlyn bryant @mzlitsqf1932tyr

11 Followers 119 Following

Ben Smith @BenSmith1010

10 Followers 8 Following

crissy baby @crissyLewinsky

99 Followers 396 Following

Jayci Jester @JayciJester

344 Followers 178 Following

Roy Agee @RoyAgee2

641 Followers 2K Following #38 #murse #medicalprofessional #UCAGrad #GoBears #WPS #RedSox #GoPackGo #ASBH Life's tough get a helmet.

Shane Elliott @shanewreck29

22 Followers 21 Following

Anthony @AnthonyRickard1

112 Followers 165 Following #

victoria vaughan @_victoriav_

316 Followers 188 Following Alpha Sigma Alpha alumna

Cori Kaplinger @Cori_Kap

38 Followers 61 Following

Corey Wade @CoreyWade2

220 Followers 924 Following

CottonSnaps @CottonSnaps

2K Followers 788 Following The ultimate sunglass accessory in which fashion meets functionality. Found in over 250 fine retail locations.

Brett Yother @BrettYother

110 Followers 106 Following

trey gruver @tagruver

154 Followers 406 Following Lifes to short to tiptoe around!

Preston Weyland @PrestonWeyland

105 Followers 256 Following

Jessica Leaton @Jessica_Leaton

103 Followers 189 Following

Blake Davidson @BDavidson5

112 Followers 245 Following Just kick back and let the big dawg eat

Elizabeth Agnew @bethmarie_19

151 Followers 179 Following

FancyFace5625 @fancyface5625

197 Followers 2K Following Go HOGS Go!!!

Harry Yeatman 🇺�... @HarryYeatman

287 Followers 390 Following Live everyday to the fullest...you may not know when it is the last | HookEm 🤘🏼🐂

Yeti Campus Stories @YetiCampus

3K Followers 0 Following Do it for the Yeti.

natalie @natalieann46

245 Followers 108 Following

roja @halonoguera761

52 Followers 481 Following Candy canes are funny because they're like penises. Bright, colorful, horribly bent penises wrap ed in|plastic.

Samantha Wright @Samanth81133769

1 Followers 8 Following

barker @barker_fn

14K Followers 59 Following 📦 Aim Assister | Code "BarkerFN" to support a tiny content creator🩶#epicpartner

Matt Hudson @Coach_Hud1

575 Followers 557 Following Tennessee to Texas

Colton @ItsColtonM

144 Followers 181 Following 🛩

whitney dewitt @whitdewitt

520 Followers 256 Following

Dawn Oakley @CarolDawnOak

126 Followers 177 Following

Steve Eden @ScubaSteve770

106 Followers 133 Following

David Revis Jr. @David_Revis

501 Followers 134 Following

Kyle Reynolds @B_KyleReynolds

119 Followers 207 Following

Steven Estell @S_Estell10

101 Followers 301 Following

Matt Boster @mattybo124

224 Followers 1K Following

Jeremy Davidson @jeremy7davidson

105 Followers 412 Following Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing -Vince Lombardi

Aaron Robinson @arobvb

127 Followers 168 Following

Tee Sun @Tsunchips

617 Followers 237 Following

Ray Slaton @Ray_Slaton45

164 Followers 419 Following

CHASE® @chasehaynes89

391 Followers 46 Following 🐻🐮

Kara Wilson @KaraWilson625

232 Followers 459 Following Humanist, liberal, wife, elementary teacher, and fur mother to two cats and a dog.

Willow Welch @wewelch7

14 Followers 31 Following

Mommy Monster @MommyMonsteRawr

68 Followers 689 Following Stay@Home Comedian/Late Night Mom/Site/Store Holder + Under construction + New Project Coming Out Soon. Still Burns Bridges to Stay Home