Jeff Needles @jsneedles
I make stuff, like @aggregationsio & @htmlcsstoimage i used to do data things for @epicgames and @whatnot aggregations.io Villanova, PA Joined May 2008-
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I cannot stress enough there are four different ads in this screenshot
I cannot stress enough there are four different ads in this screenshot https://t.co/Qbxb6SV02N
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your longest running transaction sets the lower bound for your failover time. few understand this.
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I don’t have strong feelings about using integers vs UUIDs for the primary key in your database. It’s a trade-off for sure. If you’re using MySQL, you should probably use integers for performance reasons, even though in practice they can be a bit annoying. VERY important gotcha…
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Triangle Man is a decent front end designer, but he knows nothing about networks. He keeps having to make this point because he has built Vercel on top of AWS which charges him for bandwidth so he has to pass that cost onto his customers or he'll go bankrupt. Cloudflare, on the…
Triangle Man is a decent front end designer, but he knows nothing about networks. He keeps having to make this point because he has built Vercel on top of AWS which charges him for bandwidth so he has to pass that cost onto his customers or he'll go bankrupt. Cloudflare, on the…
This article is not only showcasing the magic of ClickHouse but it demonstrates the right way to think about data at scale. Iterate and work on bits, don’t try to tackle everything in one go.
This article is not only showcasing the magic of ClickHouse but it demonstrates the right way to think about data at scale. Iterate and work on bits, don’t try to tackle everything in one go.
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I've released a new compression library for C#! It provides streaming processing of LZ4 with modern .NET APIs and multi-threading. We're planning to add ZStandard with the same API. It's in preview so we'd love to get your feedback...! github.com/Cysharp/Native…
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Sep, the world's fastest #dotnet CSV parser, just hit 5 million downloads. Thanks guys! 🚀 github.com/nietras/Sep
“Why did we migrate from Aurora Limitless? Basically, it’s a very poor database offering. “ There’s no limit to how bad a service can be!
“Why did we migrate from Aurora Limitless? Basically, it’s a very poor database offering. “ There’s no limit to how bad a service can be!
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PlanetScale is a beast. Our largest workload there has 256 shards and 300 TB (!) of data. Queries respond at ~10ms (p99) at peak hours. Just bonkers.
I got a call from my local Schwab branch today. Wants to introduce himself, get to know me, etc. I said “it’s okay, I’m good i don’t really need it” He says “well, i just like to introduce e myself” “Im good, im low effort” “….[long pause, confused] did you know (name of…
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Good Monday morning besties! After some slight hiccups (puppers high anxiety and airbnb deleting my account) we're officially in California! I am also looking for work. I'm an expert in PHP, Node/JavaScript/TypeScript, React/Vue/Angular and all things devops. There is not a…
This is a really cool customer story that also throws in a system upgrade to support changing customer needs. 💯💯 @warpstream_labs warpstream.com/blog/the-road-…
Write a ticket Wait a week Close it as “won’t fix”
Write a ticket Wait a week Close it as “won’t fix”
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Most databases break when ecommerce scale meets real-time discovery. We learned that the hard way. At @uselayers_, we serve hundreds of millions of dynamic requests daily, querying across product affinities, vector searches, user behavior, and ranking logic. All in real time.…
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