Jason @jsondfw

prolific hater. a bummer on twitter, even moreso in person Joined June 2013

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One of the funniest bits on ticket reddit is people talking about how beaten Junior's childhood sounds every time he reminisces about it. Not knowing what a Trapper Keeper is falls into that category.

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Father John Zesty @machinesports

3 years ago

Me watching Surf Ninjas 32.7k retweets 55.8k likes

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Jason @jsondfw

3 years ago

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Heartland Signal @HeartlandSignal

3 years ago

Wut

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ally🎀 @bbyonlyangel

3 years ago

BREAKING NEWS HARRY STYLES THROWS GOAT ON CHRIS PINE AT VENICE FILM FESTIVAL!!!!

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3 years ago

Me to my mom: "We're gonna watch the new Lord of the Rings show. It's a prequel to the movies. Wanna watch?" Mom: "Is that the one where they band together to survive? I remember that." Me: "Yup" 1st episode ends... Mom: "Lord of the Flies! That's what I was thinking of!"

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3 years ago

am i human or am i dancer

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3 years ago

Am I in hell? My sportsday app will only play peter king. This is definitely hell.

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3 years ago

My wife missed her alma mater, but now she'll see UNT every day

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Bob Sturm @SportsSturm

3 years ago

I got ballsacked. 😞

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Jason @jsondfw

3 years ago

Time to tuck in and watch the Dragon show. After a strong showing last week, I'm putting it ALL on the Crab Feeder this season.

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3 years ago

Weird Al Yankovic Father John Misty The end

Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom

3 years ago

Weird Al Yankovic Father John Misty The end

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Cool Derek @Dwt95

3 years ago

I got roped into giving my nephews the sex ed talk. I was a little nervous about the condom part so I brought a banana because sometimes I can’t get hard on an empty stomach.

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Jathan Sadowski @jathansadowski

3 years ago

lmao Zuck went on Rogan last week where he tried a very embarrassing rebrand to Alpha Male Mindset. He loves “just wrestling around with friends. It’s awesome.” And hates TV (unlike VR): “You’re just sitting around in this beta state, consuming stuff.” bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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Aaron Levie @levie

3 years ago

Do *not* get in a fight with Zuck

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Brianna Wu @BriannaWu

3 years ago

2/ One of the things we didn’t have during Gamergate was @Twitch, or people building communities like @keffals has. We had to rely on traditional media, which treated the issue as a kind of feminist horror story. That community is why she succeeded.

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Ryan Mac 🙃 @RMac18

3 years ago

when you get kicked out of the tech billionaire burning man camp

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Waka duhArtist🌟COMMS OPEN 🌟 @FlipMurphy180

3 years ago

The She Hulk twerking scene is horrible Not cus of hypocrisy or something like that. Because the clap of Jen's cheeks didn't even cause the windows to crack, let alone shake the building. I am quite crossed