Jeff G @jsprat396

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Jeff G @jsprat396

a day ago

(cont.) symbolic slaying of a sacred bull (the tauroctony). The cult, especially popular among Roman soldiers, emphasized camaraderie, spiritual progress, and cosmic order, with specific sacred days like December 25th and the Sunday as holy.📷

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Jeff G @jsprat396

a day ago

How was Mithra worshipped? AI Overview Mithra was worshipped through secret, initiatory rituals in underground temples called mithraea, involving a seven-grade hierarchy and a sacred meal of bread and wine. Worship centered on re-enacting Mithra's mythical birth and the (cont.)

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Jeff G @jsprat396

2 days ago

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Jeff G @jsprat396

3 days ago

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3 days ago

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Jeff G @jsprat396

2 months ago

This way a lot of those male salmon would say to themselves "Every year I travel thousands of miles to Alaska...AND FOR WHAT??? Just to get eaten by a bear???!!!!" "Not this year!!! This year I'm just gonna stay home and WATCH A PORNO!!"

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Jeff G @jsprat396

2 months ago

and so....I was thinking about all of the suffering and death, and I thought to myself "There's GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY!" So I thought..."What if someone invented PORN for salmon??? (cont....)

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Jeff G @jsprat396

2 months ago

...and the journey is long and arduous...and there is a lot of suffering and death along the way....not everybody makes it to Alaska...(cont.)

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Jeff G @jsprat396

2 months ago

Ok, so I've never posted any jokes on twitter before, so today is a first. Hopefully someone out there appreciates it...So every spring, there is the annual migration of the salmon. Millions of male salmon swim thousands of miles from the Pacific Ocean all the way to Alaska.

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Jeff G @jsprat396

3 months ago

youtube.com/watch?v=mIRPlj… I think that she totally missed the boat here. She talked about the brain chemicals oxytocin and serotonin, but she completely forgot to mention my favorite brain chemicals....the catecholamines! ☹️

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Jeff G @jsprat396

3 months ago

When a person takes a psychoactive drug like cocaine, the high which it produces uses the brain's own neurotransmitters. I have firsthand experience that it is possible to alter those same neurotransmitters in the same way without taking any drugs. 😁😉

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Jeff G @jsprat396

3 months ago

youtube.com/watch?v=V-1pBF… SILLY ME!!! I thought that God did it.....BY "MAGIC"! 🤪🤪🤪🙄🙄🙄

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Jeff G @jsprat396

3 months ago

youtube.com/watch?v=N2aMPV… The single man's guide to dating. 🤣🤣🤣🖕🖕🖕

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Jeff G @jsprat396

3 months ago

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Jeff G @jsprat396

3 months ago

Much love to all of the female doctors and scientists out there! ❤️❤️❤️

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Jeff G @jsprat396

3 months ago

youtube.com/watch?v=2492Uz… It takes a lot of hard work and effort for a guy to become a surgeon or an engineer. It's a lot easier to just get an AI girlfriend! Some people complain about how not enough women enter the STEM fields. I think this will change in the future!!!