JTD941 @jtd941
There is no other life to live, than that as the leading molecule on the razor's edge. Joined July 2021-
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I want a multi-hour-long, Lincoln-Douglas-style debate between @EsotericCD and @jarvis_best debating the most important socio-political issue of the past 50 years: "Is @TaylorLorenz a snack?"
I just watched this entire goddamn video and now you must watch it also:
I just watched this entire goddamn video and now you must watch it also:
Happy College GameDay to those who celebrate 🏈
Remember what they took from you: A simple life unencumbered by the trappings of modernity, like cellphones, electricity, and running potable water.
Never stop innovating
BRAKING NEWS from @3YearLetterman Michael Bolton has been raided by the FBI lead by @BurtMaclin_FBI under suspicion of stealing fractions of a cent from Initek. He is currently represented by @BradWCAttorney
Hahahahahahahahahaha China releases report on human rights violations in U.S. in 2024 news.cgtn.com/news/2025-08-1… via @CGTNOfficial
Okay but I can fix her @jarvis_best Snack Alert!!!
Okay but I can fix her @jarvis_best Snack Alert!!!
@WeaselHandyMan @KremlinRussia_E @WBG_Poverty That’s an excellent point. My apologies to Akron
@3YearLetterman @KremlinRussia_E @WBG_Poverty coach unlike russia akron actually won the MAC once in 2005
Vladimir Putin: 5’3 Communist President of a “country” with the GDP of a single US state Was humiliated by America’s display of military might yesterday Begged America to help bail him out of his 3.5 year, 4OT battle against the international version of Akron Must do what…
"According to the Internal Revenue Service, the largest share of Social Security payments in 2022—about 34 percent—went to individuals with an adjusted gross income of more than $100,000" cato.org/blog/reimagini…
Was at the playground Literally every parent was on their phones, completely ignoring their kids I got out my megaphone “Why is everyone here being a negligent parent? I have already alerted Child Protective Services and they are on their way to arrest everyone,” I screamed…
Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying I’m supporting Mamdani. I’ve long been clear that New Yorkers are not worthy of the rigors of self-governance and should be disenfranchised and occupied.
Arnold is monitoring the situation. Never stop monitoring the situation.
Arnold is monitoring the situation. Never stop monitoring the situation.
True story: When I was in college, a random guy on the street asked me (a male) to pose for a picture of me chugging a beer shirtless while standing on the steps of my apartment complex. Supposedly he was gonna send the picture to his brother or friend or cousin or something (I…
A lot of people have asked me - they come up to me and they say Jarvis they say Jarvis who are you endorsing in the South Carolina Governor’s race: Heroic ground-breaking congresswoman Nancy Mace or that other guy who sucks? Well. Wait no further. MY ENDORSEMENT:
A lot of people have asked me - they come up to me and they say Jarvis they say Jarvis who are you endorsing in the South Carolina Governor’s race: Heroic ground-breaking congresswoman Nancy Mace or that other guy who sucks? Well. Wait no further. MY ENDORSEMENT: https://t.co/OhEpcZa86X
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