Julia Secor @julia_secor

just trying to be as successful as a mediocre white male senator • she/her Houston, TX Joined August 2011

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s p e n a @speeeena

a year ago

Starting a podcast called “What Is Your Job?” where I ask people I’ve know for years what they do for work, actually

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Julia Secor @julia_secor

3 years ago

Check on your private equity bro friends, they are not doing okay today

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Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg

3 years ago

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

3 years ago

There is nothing silly about a goose.

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

3 years ago

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.

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crys; 🏈 @crystalscuor

3 years ago

dudes will cheat on their beautiful wives yet stay loyal to an nfl team like the jets lol

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Julia Secor @julia_secor

3 years ago

I get so irrationally angry when I get an irrelevant targeted ad. Like how dare you steal my data and still not manage to sell me cute little things ??

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Julia Secor @julia_secor

3 years ago

Reminder, you’re not alone. We can go together

Julia Secor @julia_secor

3 years ago

Reminder, you’re not alone. We can go together

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Just in case anyone needs a sudden impromptu vacation to certain states: My parents live in Denver. My brother lives in Seattle. My best friend lives in Chicago. They’ve all been asking us to visit for ages. We can go together.

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

3 years ago

Justice Thomas is a credibly accused sexual harasser who’s married to a woman who actively plotted a coup and orchestrated a deadly insurrection against the United States of America. So I don’t give a chicken fried fuck about what he has to say regarding “an erosion of trust”.

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Julia Secor @julia_secor

4 years ago

This stuff has been sitting unclaimed in our office for about a week and a half. I made it a much needed label.

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Sam Taggart @samttaggart

4 years ago

We need to destigmatize candles as gifts. Candles are actually really expensive and nice to receive

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Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle

4 years ago

Hi! If you're a man and you're trying to compliment a woman's work ... rethink saying you're proud of her. Say you admire her or you respect her or... I don't know whatever you'd say about a man. Just Not proud. You're not.. her dad. You didn't.. make her.

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Julia Secor @julia_secor

4 years ago

My biggest flex, as a millennial working in corporate America, is this: I didn’t bring my work computer home with me for thanksgiving this year 💁🏼‍♀️

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Dr. Zofia Beck Anchondo @zofiology

4 years ago

in the 3 days since the Taylor Swift released her 10 minute version of All Too Well we’ve collectively spent >8 million hours roasting Jake Gyllenhaal and I think that’s a beautiful display of solidarity against mediocre white men who don’t shower

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Julia Secor @julia_secor

4 years ago

look! at! how! cute! my! friends! are!

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Dr. Zofia Beck Anchondo @zofiology

4 years ago

every #shuckthepatriarchy shirt comes w/ free RBF lessons 😉😤🗡🦪 >80% of shirts have sold (including almost all size S) but I added a pre-order listing to my Etsy; I’ll place another order to the printer first thing Monday and they’ll ship 🔜 after! etsy.com/shop/Zofiology

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Julia Secor @julia_secor

4 years ago

In light of recent events, if y’all suddenly finds yourself in need of a vacation (outside of Texas), let me know! We can go visit my family in Colorado, for some judgement free hiking, self care, and relaxing!