John W. Garnes II @jwgII

You gotta laugh at life sometimes or you would cry your eyes out. Ohio, USA Joined January 2013

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

a year ago

For orphans, this is official “Stay Off Of Social Media” Day. For all others, no matter the status of the relationship, hug your Mom today.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

a year ago

I am herein need of nerd help. I am desperate. In #XMen97 , what’s up with Morph? Can he turn into anyone AND instantly have their power as well? Why not Thanos or Galactus? Help, I’m confused.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

As I listen to @GreenDay ‘s #Saviors I feel like I’m catching up with a great old buddy I haven’t seen in a few years. Feels like home. This #Saviorstour is going to be nothing short of epic.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

Yo @dustin_frans_ I need some inside intel before I make my pick for Sunday night’s game. Honestly, can the Chiefs D hold up in Buffalo? Thanks.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

In the past two weeks I have seen 5 Yorgos Lanthimos films. I now may or may not be completely insane.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

Hey @lazlothebuzz I signed you up as my Covenant Eyes accountability partner. I can’t see what could go wrong.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

Yo @lazlothebuzz you know I’m a long time listener from Ohio, and I gotta tell you we didn’t like Meyer very much either. Talk at you in November.

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Happy birthday, @CD929fm ! Let’s forget that you’re 33, and I’ve been listening since I was 20. Geez. Thanks for being part of my life all these years. I now will be eating soup yelling at kids to stay off my lawn and go to bed at 7pm.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

Hey @jowrotethis thanks for the rec of the @RebeccaYarros work #FourthWing. I started it yesterday, and I can’t put it down. What a fantastic late summer read!

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

Sadly, those who truly know and accept me already know that I love that damn “Timothy Chalumet” song.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

When explaining to a coworker that I do not know where my family is actually from due to being taken from Africa, and all I can find is slashes in a plantation ledger; she says,”this can’t be true. Everyone knows where they’re family is from”. Yup. This is my reality.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

I have a feeling certain people in my life are acquainted with me in order to feel more woke or to feel better about having a friend who they can use to prove to the world that they have a diverse circle. I’m so much more than that, and I know who you are.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

So @dustin_frans_ I’m headed to Cleveland to sing the anthem for the Royals/Guardians game Monday. I’ll tell the guys what’s on the line between us, so they’ll put in a little more effort!

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

Yo @dustin_frans_ the 2023 Cup begins tonight! Best of luck and hoping all is well, my man.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

Find the person who spontaneously raps along with you when “Shoop” comes on the radio and hold on to that person forever.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

Old Smashing Pumpkins is hitting just right this afternoon.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

So of all the amazing songs that my guy @NoelGallagher has written, I’m putting it out there and say #EasyNow could be the very best. I haven’t been this obsessed with a song for years.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

2 years ago

Richard Bachman is one mean SOB, but those stories scratch a deep seeded itch of appreciation of the vileness that resides in us all. Thanks, Mr. King.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

3 years ago

Yo @dustin_frans_ I know you're still on a high from the Super Bowl win (congrats by the way) but are you ready for Bourbon Cup '23?? Let me know and I hope all is well my man.

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John W. Garnes II @jwgII

3 years ago

To all of you who are "completely shocked and surprised"by the news of a Nazi homeschool in Central Ohio, I have a piece of news for you... Minorities are not at all. It's another Thursday in this world for us.