kristin swensen @k_tron

loves dogs all over Joined May 2007

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a year ago

Max is reading the Wikipedia page on Brown. The color.

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a year ago

I’m at the “how many tiny pieces of paper will I prevent my baby from choking on today” stage of Baby.

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a year ago

Explaining my job to other people is weird. Like what am I supposed to say…. “Well today I painted a banana on a clock and got a dog to ride a Segway?”

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a year ago

Absolutely loving all the jackhammers, earth movers and pressure washers going off mere inches from the nursery window at exactly nap time every day. I’m fine everything’s fine.

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a year ago

Being a mom is really cool, but like, can anyone tell me when I get to take a shower?

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a year ago

Anyone else think about how different their life would be if they just had a garage?

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a year ago

Happy Mother’s Day to the man outside my hotel room window performing Sublimes entire catalog.

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a year ago

Nap time was 8 minutes long so this afternoon is about to get SPICY

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a year ago

“The house isn’t clean enough” says man who never cleans to woman who does clean.

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a year ago

I can’t stop buying baby clothes. Cute spiraling.

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a year ago

My hot take on the new black license plate is that while the design is flawless, you’re announcing yourself as an asshole.

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a year ago

I saw a neighborhood dog I love (but HARDLY know) walking past and thrust the baby into max’s arms and RAN outside to pet it.

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a year ago

Back to fitting into all my pre pregnancy clothes, yet shopping with my mother still yields size XL picks for me.

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Max needs to man up and face the facts. the socks he has worn for the last three days cannot be worn for a fourth day. I will do him a grand service by moving them from the floor to his dirty clothes basket.

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2 years ago

Completely normal looking man buying just one carrot in the self checkout at Whole Foods at 330pm just made me re think reality.

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2 years ago

Unlocked new level of Momness when BB and I walked into an Old Navy yesterday and I truly felt like I was in paradise

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2 years ago

“cut me some slack” says the man who does the absolute bare minimum

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2 years ago

Always surprised at who has me on their “close friends” share lists. Like my coworker from 15 years ago’s ex wife.. yes, show me that personal content, I’m truly honored.

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2 years ago

On nights I don’t make dinner for max he will pick one random thing in the fridge and eat it. Last night it was a whole box of lettuce. Tonight, he’s cooking JUST the thing of mushrooms. mushroom dinner.