dumb stuff mary says @kaijoubaldwin
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"The only thing Mary knows how to make is popcorn and salad" "Mary knows how to make shits in the toilet too"
"fucked up my neck so bad. I head butted the wall in my sleep and I can barely move it" #merlinprobz
*knock knock knock* who is it?? "Your momma"
"O'Linn I like to cushion my butt" -in reference to her out of control TP usage
Mary asked if @GNDodge 's mom is actually a CIA agent...........
You're probably annoyed that I keep hyperinflation you
I like you blondie, you straight like a blond
After burning the cookies "it's Menckes fault! She told me not to use Pam spray!!"
I could probably squeeze a little one out
Actually she doesn't even know who Fabio is
Mary still doesn't know whether Fabio is on our football team or not
*while holding up 3 fingers* "I learned that in 5th grade!!!"
"It's called lacing your weed not pcp'ing your weed"
"He's like, still a baby pupa" "Mary pupas are caterpillars. He's a fish"
"Help me I'm poor" "Helen knows the ooowner" "the owner of what"
"I'm gonna punch you in the boob" "no don't- I won't be able to have kids!"
That ain't my baby in da back seat!! I thought dis was my brother's car!!!!!
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