kc @kallonec
Joined September 2014-
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Licking that big cube of salt probably feels good asf as a horse
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hearing my boss’s footsteps coming so i put twitter down and stare at my screen like this
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[driving] my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight. *sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby, *starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God
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it’s that time of the year
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Me having non verbal time with the pet at the party
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feels so good to trail off towards the end of a sentence. ive said most of it, u can figure out the rest
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me buying groceries for just one meal bc i live in a walkable neighborhood and treat my grocery store like a personal fridge
me buying groceries for just one meal bc i live in a walkable neighborhood and treat my grocery store like a personal fridge https://t.co/0262MyQoF6
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Absolutely mogged
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when i’m around my parents i’m a sexless court eunuch whose main job is to troubleshoot electronics
when i’m around my parents i’m a sexless court eunuch whose main job is to troubleshoot electronics
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visiting your parents’ house is all about sitting in the living room on your phone
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ohhhh THIS is the gunch
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If you shoot a millionaire on a sidewalk, you're a terrorist. If you let a homeless person freeze to death on a sidewalk, you're a member of Congress with a keen sense of fiscal responsibility.
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Hozier singing Fairytale of New York by The Pogues tonight on SNL
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