paddle @ipaddlearound
oh my days Joined November 2014-
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most home runs in MLB history 2. me 1. baseball players
cant delete the songs in my phone that suck bc then ill never get to hear them again
when you start putting pretzels into ice cream, (most charming smile you have ever seen) well you got somethin’ there
me: alright buddy, time to kick it into 3rd gear my horse: (throwing up inside its racing helmet)
googling “sydney sweeney sitting sweetly” 10 times fast
me: *set out a lavish gift for my apartments trash collectors* trash collector: (reading the note) that is so lovely.. who would throw this away? (hurls it directly into his truck)
wait so farmers just milk their cows every day for milk and let the cows go in their kitchen and let the cows sleep in their bed with them?
No More Mr. Knifes Guy - Serial Stabber Cut Down by Police
failed twitter user paddle has announced his retirement
hot water after ice cream. it melts it. the calories disappear. no one knows why.
(a little too excited that my friend brought her new boyfriend) uh ohhh who invited mr. perfect guy
me: these chance the rapper bars are right past the border of being corny to being unspeakably hard 👇👇👇 (embedded 8mm video of Kirby being shown Soviet propaganda slides)
my dogs scared of the dark so we hang out in the basement w the lights on all night
my one birthday wish was to hit 10,000 followers and you guys fucking ruined it. you ruined my life
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