jackson @squashedlikebug
@placed_ontwo Winston-Salem, NC Joined August 2022-
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Really excited to learn this guy is from winston salem, I’ve almost definitely seen them before but didn’t know, it’s like realizing you’ve probably been on the same bus as a serial killer at some point in your life
David Zaslav would make a wonderful cowardly lion, I’d be surprised if he’s never tried on the costume
One of my least favorite tweets in a little while, nothing even funny or quotable in this one
One of my least favorite tweets in a little while, nothing even funny or quotable in this one
Got mistaken for a phish cover band member and also saw a gas sign that actually spun, 24/7 probably
An honest day’s fuck-all
I’ve had a good number of beers and I can hear fireworks from my house
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
Palms hurt horribly in my dream last night like I scraped them on the road
Two nights in a row where I dreamt walking up to the urinal and realizing I was holding too much stuff to use it, first night was a bunch of coats but last night I had a tub of icecream too, not nightmares, just small inconveniences
I still haven’t watched war of the worlds because I tried the first few minutes and got really disoriented from all the zooming and panning, I think I’ll need to watch it in 5ish minute chunks to get through it but I will
my old home movies Art
Best post on here in awhile
Into the abyss is so unbelievably good, just watched it for the first time, watched grizzly man a few days ago and liked it but this is on another level for me, the coroner in grizzly man is amazing though
I’ve always wanted to live in the top of a water tower I’d throw a basketball against the wall and it would sound incredible
The ultimate status symbol in 5 years will be owning 100s of domain names and then in 10 more years the water wars will begin
Once I come into some money I’m on a domain name buying spree I’ve gotta start working on a list now
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