The Tackle (parody) @kaned_unable
Tackling the big issues Joined May 2010-
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It amazes me that the same people who doubt I have a social media account have no trouble believing I occasionally appear on a piece of toast
Transform a currency note into a stylish shirt with a tie
I live you ce soir with an old favourite, and for no reason whatsoever. Nighty night.
Jacob Rees-Mogg is no longer a Tory MP after Labour won his seat last night. The wise guys of the Conservative Party have run out of road.
Zodchiye band, USSR TV, 1988.
🚨BREAKING🚨 UK emissions in 2023 fell to lowest since 1879, new @CarbonBrief reveals 💷Emissions now 53% below 1990, as GDP up 82% ❤️🔥Drop in 2023 largely unrelated to policy ⛰️Coal now lowest since 1730s (!) 🚗Transport is largest sector, then buildings ⚡️Power now likely…
Apparently Elon Musk permanently suspended the user below for the tweet below, and did so on the grounds that comedy is not legal on Twitter when the butt of the joke is Musk himself. So I propose a minor act of harmless Twitter disobedience: RETWEET the hell out of this image.
🎙️ Vinnie Jones: “The first thing I told him when I got near him was that I wouldn’t be playing any football and neither would he." On this day, 36 years ago, Vinnie Jones and Paul Gascoigne created one of the most iconic images in British football history. 📸
Cabin crew: “Welcome onboard this Ryanair flight from Manchester to Irela-“ Pilot:
Today is Andrei Kanchelskis' birthday, who penned the best piece of English literature ever. Move over Bill Shakespeare. The 1st time I came across Alex Ferguson, he said to me 'All right Andrei, how's it going?' I smiled at him and replied 'Fuck off Scottish Bastard.'
Can I just say why I am calling for an immediate ceasefire and complete change of plan. It is not only because the loss of life in Gaza is horrific and the humanitarian conditions appalling. /1
I awoke in the night, panicking about Gaza. For me (and I suspect millions of others) that was just a nightmare. In Gaza is it an unimaginable reality. No one can ignore what Hamas did on 7 October. It was unambiguously wrong. But we cannot ignore what Israel is doing…
Rage Against The Machine playing in a record store, months before their debut album blew up, 1992
New analysis found that verified accounts on X spread 74% of the platforms most viral, false claims related to the Israel-Hamas war Story: trib.al/Ke80lm5 trib.al/Ke80lm5
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