Roy Keane's Film Reviews @roykeanereviews
I might go in hard on a film. Just to make me feel better y’know? (Parody that is basically the same joke over and over again.) linktr.ee/justfilmsandth… Joined December 2022-
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“Listen, I don’t care how many planets you can destroy, if you can’t get the basic defence stuff right then the opposition will punish you. Young Skywalker has done well towards the end, Kenobi still has quality, they’ve completely underestimated them. It’s embarrassing,”
“They’re all celebrating at the end there, the rebellion and the little teddy things. Ok fine you’ve overthrown the empire, but that’s your job. Just get on with it, it’s embarrassing.”
“For me, the first rule of any laser sword fight is probably to make sure you dont get one of your hands cut off. He's let himself down there. Then when you think it's his dad who's got the better of him, it's embarrassing"
“There was a lot of talk about Solo when they brought him into this squad. Will he make it count against Greedo? That fact is, he had his chance and he took his shot. It’s what good smugglers do, thats his job”
“There was a lot of talk about Solo when they brought him into this squad. Will he make it count against Greedo? That fact is, he had his chance and he took his shot. It’s what good smugglers do, thats his job” https://t.co/kXhyTfr5ay
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"Winstone is an experienced operator. But he’s been clear that he's done his time, he's retired or whatever. Kingsley’s not learnt when to drop it and he’s paid the price. They should be looking to dip into the transfer market or bringing some youth through, it's embarrassing."
"Everyone is going on moaning about Trunchbull, saying she's gone too far or whatever. Do me a favour, these young players need discipline and structure. Otherwise, they'll achieve nothing. If a bit of time in the chokey helps them fulfil their potential then it's worth it."
"The odds are against him. But to be fair to Neeson, he’s played away in Europe and got a much needed win. The opposition have only got themselves to blame, they’ve underestimated an experienced player and tried to target a younger one so they've paid the price, embarrassing."
“You’re looking at the tactics and you’re thinking, what’s that all about? A team of inexperienced players with no background in winter sport trying to make a name in bobsledding. Absolute nonsense. But to be fair, they work hard together and show you can’t write anyone off.”
"Jackman’s made a miraculous recovery from injury but McKellen has still identified his weakness and is capitalising on that. The issue is the youngster Paquin. They're going to huge lengths to help her, and repays them by sucking the energy out of this team? Embarrassing."
"Once the fans turn on you it’s probably time to move on and let go to spend some time with the family. He’s struggled to do that and it shows. He shouldn’t be getting beaten by an inexperienced outfit like Syndrome. There’s nothing incredible about him, it’s embarrassing.”
"This isn’t the sort of performance we’re used to seeing from Cruise. He’s found his nasty streak and he’s looking to catch the opponent off guard. That’s fine but he’s underestimated Foxx and paid the price. He needs to focus on tactics and less on his hair, it’s embarrassing"
"This team just didn’t perform today and Thanos capitalised. If 2 of your strongest players let you down then you've no chance. Banner's heads gone and Thor may be the strongest but he has to take most of the blame . He missed a chance to go for the head and it’s cost this team."
"Ford’s a great player or whatever, he's got quality. But here he seems to be out for himself, going on about fortune and glory. Fine, go after trophies that’s important. But you’re there to help this village out and bring success and good times back to the fans."
"It’s the same story that we’ve seen before. Yeah they’ve tried something different or whatever, but you can’t resell something by sticking music on it. It’s all over the place. When’s it even set? It’s supposed to be 2000 years ago but you’ve got people on a bus, nonsense."
“He’s running all over the place, causing chaos or whatever. I mean, what’s all that about? For me Bueller is a disgrace. If you don’t want to work hard or think about your career then that’s fine, but you don’t need to drag decent players down with you.”
"Listen, Lebowski is an intelligent player with a poor work rate. Fair enough, he’s found himself out of his depth and that’s not entirely his fault or whatever. But he needs to pick his battles and surround himself with better or more level headed players, it’s embarrassing,"
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#StarWars #ThatsJustEmbarassing
“Listen, I don’t care how many planets you can destroy, if you can’t get the basic defence stuff right then the opposition will punish you. Young Skywalker has done well towards the end, Kenobi still has quality, they’ve completely underestimated them. It’s embarrassing,”
@roykeanereviews Kenobi went down too easy for me Clive.
@roykeanereviews “It’s a good win but they need to keep that advantage, otherwise the other side will equalise and then some.”
@PHDiaz19751 @roykeanereviews Yeah. He really needs to start focusing on where he is and what he is doing. Sometimes lacks belief which is why he occasionally fails.
@roykeanereviews "I can't be having the constant 'bad feeling about this' talk. If I was his coach, I'd be feeling like moving him on".
May the Fourth Be With You - Roy Keane Edition 🤣
“Listen, I don’t care how many planets you can destroy, if you can’t get the basic defence stuff right then the opposition will punish you. Young Skywalker has done well towards the end, Kenobi still has quality, they’ve completely underestimated them. It’s embarrassing,”
@roykeanereviews “Credit to the boy Solo too for taking the defender out of the game at the crucial moment. Skywalker has still got it all to do to put that shot in the only place the goalkeeper Tarkin can do nothing about it, but it’s all about Solo creating the space for him.”
“Listen, I don’t care how many planets you can destroy, if you can’t get the basic defence stuff right then the opposition will punish you. Young Skywalker has done well towards the end, Kenobi still has quality, they’ve completely underestimated them. It’s embarrassing,”
@lifesanocean78 @roykeanereviews "People talk about what Leicester did in 2016, and what Leverkusen have done this season is great and all, but for me the greatest upset has to be what those Ewok fellas pulled off on Endor back in 5ABY. No one gave those hairy little fuckers a chance."
@roykeanereviews "All this squabbling between the senior players. That isn't going to help. Vader is the key player but Tarkin has completely undermined him. It's embarrassing. The Empire is the bigger team but the Rebels are more organised and it's cost them."
Happy @starwars day! 💫 #Maythe4thBeWithYou
“Listen, I don’t care how many planets you can destroy, if you can’t get the basic defence stuff right then the opposition will punish you. Young Skywalker has done well towards the end, Kenobi still has quality, they’ve completely underestimated them. It’s embarrassing,”
@OneFInCFrayne @roykeanereviews Listen, Solo did well to outsmart the Empire for the first part of the movie. But the Empire used their financial muscle in the transfer window to recruit Boba Fett and Lando Calrissian. The Rebels just couldn't match that quality and experience. Embarrassing.
On Star Wars Day 😉👍🏻
“Listen, I don’t care how many planets you can destroy, if you can’t get the basic defence stuff right then the opposition will punish you. Young Skywalker has done well towards the end, Kenobi still has quality, they’ve completely underestimated them. It’s embarrassing,”
@roykeanereviews “I’ll admit I had my doubts about Yoda. In the modern game, you’ve got to have the physique and presence to intimidate the opposition and he’s only a wee lad. But he came through and it shows that if you’re good enough, you’re big enough”
@roykeanereviews "What's the big gold fella doing? D2 is a tough little competitor but 3PO beside him is a liability and goes to pieces at the slightest sound of a light saber...embarrassing."
@roykeanereviews I mean, when they are undone by a straight forward pass down the middle, that's embarrassing.
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“Listen, I don’t care how many planets you can destroy, if you can’t get the basic defence stuff right then the opposition will punish you. Young Skywalker has done well towards the end, Kenobi still has quality, they’ve completely underestimated them. It’s embarrassing,”
@roykeanereviews Do you know what? What I might do is I might go to Toshce Station to pick up some power converters, just to make me feel better!
@roykeanereviews "Big win for them for sure but the big hairy lad, for him not to be getting a medal, for me that's just poor man management. Rebel Alliance coaching staff should be ashamed"
@mrbenn27 @JimothyShondell @roykeanereviews And to think he was only supposed to be a short-term loan signing. Missed half a season with Carbonite related injuries and then came back with that storming hat trick in the final game of the season. Always felt that big Chewie at centre-half was massively underrated
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