k4t13 @katiebyte

(sʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ) ᴀʟʟ ʟɪᴠᴇs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʟɪᴠᴇs ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ. ⁣ St Paul, MN Joined December 2010

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k4t13 @katiebyte

5 months ago

My boyfriend's jokes are priceless—unlike the Botox he'll be spending on my new laugh lines.

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delia @delia_cai

4 years ago

do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work

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k4t13 @katiebyte

2 years ago

I am a ticking time bomb of laziness

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Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues

6 years ago

Me: I'm a strong and intelligent woman. Also me: Wed-nes-day.

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sarah lugor! @sarahlugor

2 years ago

if a man says anything along the lines of “i don’t deserve you” he ain’t lying baby pack ur bags up NOW. i’m coming to pick you up

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k4t13 @katiebyte

2 years ago

You don’t burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored.

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k4t13 @katiebyte

2 years ago

I don’t know who needs to here this but crypto is a Ponzi scheme.

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Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle

3 years ago

sometimes I’ll pass by my laptop after work and think, how can such a thin silver rectangle cause so much sorrow

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k4t13 @katiebyte

3 years ago

Nothing better highlights how ridiculous a person is than hearing them say they wouldn't quit their job if they won the lottery.

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Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms

3 years ago

Why are ethics questions always like: "is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?" And not: "is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"

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k4t13 @katiebyte

3 years ago

Nothing excites me more than my boyfriend saying “this is good but I like the way you make it better.”

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Hi! The global Jewish population has still not rebounded from the Holocaust. There were 16.6 million Jews in 1939, then 6 million of us were annihilated in a genocide that happened when "It's A Wonderful Life" came out in movie theaters, and now there are 14.8 million of us.

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k4t13 @katiebyte

3 years ago

My boyfriend and I agreed to foster a pregnant dog in December, who was ‘supposed’ to have between 1-3 puppies. This was our home until June

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k4t13 @katiebyte

3 years ago

Extremely wealthy, powerful people who are actively stripping us of our human rights and making our planet unlivable do not deserve a single moment’s peace.