Kyle Bendickson @kbendickson

burger, fries, and a soda kind of girl in a brown rice, veggies, and a bottle of Evian kind of world. data wonk and open source developer. he/him. 🏳️‍🌈 Los Angeles, CA Joined November 2010

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sunny @sunnythepoolboy

3 years ago

you will never be this young again take the nudes!!!!!!!!!

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Dr. Kevin M. Young @kevinmyoung

3 years ago

QUICK TIPS FROM JESUS for DEALING WITH YOUR FAMILY 🧵 1. PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW THEM MARK 3:31-32 — “Jesus’ mother and brothers came to see him. They stood outside and sent word for him to come out & talk with them... Jesus replied, “Who is my mother? Who are my brothers?” 1/7

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Kyle Bendickson @kbendickson

3 years ago

How they gonna do mother Ina like this?!?! “Store bought is fine” DOES NOT cover premade items. “Store bought is fine” covers ingredients you didn’t grow in your garden or make from your own livestock. I know Ina isn’t fixing Jeffrey any plates like this.

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Kyle Bendickson @kbendickson

3 years ago

I have to give credit to @tumblr for this really good marketing. Not going to use their service because it’s inherently flawed, but loving the self admittance of cringe.

Tumblr @tumblr

3 years ago

I have to give credit to @tumblr for this really good marketing. Not going to use their service because it’s inherently flawed, but loving the self admittance of cringe.

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Kyle Bendickson @kbendickson

3 years ago

So many apps try to save on resource usage for emerging markets, seeking out every possible source of network bandwidth, memory usage, etc… but then leave an every 5 seconds non-compressed HTTP request with ALL of the recent analytics logs… more or less negating the other work.

Steve Krenzel @stevekrenzel

3 years ago

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IG: closedapp @ih8rts

3 years ago

nobody: my eyes in pictures

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama

3 years ago

you wake up. the year is 2008. you use Stumbleupon to visit fun websites that do not steal your personal information. your only social media presence is a series of Facebook albums with names like "throw it away, forget yesterday" with 200 blurry pictures each. you are at peace.

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Kyle Bendickson @kbendickson

3 years ago

This! People often try to correct me when I say I'm roughly middle aged, but unless we all start living to be 100 then your mid 30s are roughly middle aged.

Profé @protestabloc

3 years ago

This! People often try to correct me when I say I'm roughly middle aged, but unless we all start living to be 100 then your mid 30s are roughly middle aged.

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Craig Spencer MD MPH @Craig_A_Spencer

3 years ago

BREAKING 🚨: Twitter reportedly hiring Iver Mectin to tackle Covid-19 misinformation across the platform.

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WyldKat 🐆 @ANiMaListicAN

3 years ago

There was an outbreak of armpit crabs at BYU. Sit with me for a moment, and think about how that happened. Have a good day y’all.

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ray ✨ @mascarayde

3 years ago

lizzo is so sick for this 💀

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Hayyan (not promoting competitors) @RHayyan2004

3 years ago

@PopCulture2000s The best song from 2007

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Dan @dannah__montana

3 years ago

did it work

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Andrew D. Lewis @AndrewDLewis

3 years ago

The scathing LA Times report today that a large number of University of California students are forced to sleep in their cars and sleeping bags, as a result of off-campus unaffordability should be an immediate wake-up call for everyone who cares about the future of our State.

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Erik Winther Paisley @ewpaisley

3 years ago

People focus on careers and politics and the Discourse and never stop to think what Midsommar would have been like with Jennifer Coolidge instead of Florence Pugh.

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Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman

3 years ago

I saw a tweet from someone doubting that "Graduation (Friends Forever)" was actually used at graduations, and you really need to understand the hold that song had on older millennials.

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Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen

3 years ago

When 2 groups of penguins meet on the road, they stop for a short exchange of information. When one of them moves in with the wrong group, a friend goes after him to bring him back🙂🐧🐧🐧

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Yichao @michaelyichao

3 years ago

Came out to my grandma by mentioning my partner and she didn’t react so I said it again and she just followed up with “but do they speak Chinese” Anyway happy bi awareness week the two genders are “does speak Chinese” and “does not speak Chinese”