Keaton Branch @kbranch

gadget geek | musician | learn-it-all Seattle, WA Joined October 2007

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Keaton Branch @kbranch

3 years ago

One thing I’m very thankful for this year: @pierce re-joining the @verge team. Don’t know if those thanks go to @pierce or @reckless, but I’m happy either way.

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Keaton Branch @kbranch

3 years ago

It’s like looking at your apartment after you moved all your stuff out…

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The Moustache is the most efficient way to keep the human body warm. You could be absolutely naked in the Arctic and if you had a moustache you would survive. Get the real moustache facts at movember.com

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Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy

3 years ago

To my followers: do better

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Keaton Branch @kbranch

3 years ago

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Keaton Branch @kbranch

3 years ago

Free book idea: Everyone Starts at the Back: How the Conga Line is a Metaphor for Life

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Keaton Branch @kbranch

3 years ago

Whenever there’s a line for a men’s room, I think, “Doesn’t this place have a trough?”

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Keaton Branch @kbranch

3 years ago

The best thing about smart doorbells is being able to ding dong ditch your wife when she’s not home.

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CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk

3 years ago

CNN+, the streaming service that was hyped as one of the most signifiant developments in the history of CNN, will shut down on April 30, just one month after it launched. cnn.it/3La1OBV

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Keaton Branch @kbranch

4 years ago

I’m on the block posted up like a mailbox.

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Keaton Branch @kbranch

5 years ago

So. Much. This.

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Keaton Branch @kbranch

5 years ago

Hey @AppleSupport - Did WatchOS 7 remove the date complication? Isn’t the date 2nd only to the current time for top things people expect to have on their wrist? @9to5mac @MacRumors

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Keaton Branch @kbranch

5 years ago

Yeah, maybe don’t send bitcoin to strangers.

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Keaton Branch @kbranch

5 years ago

I mean, the math checks out.

CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk

5 years ago

I mean, the math checks out.

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Keaton Branch @kbranch

5 years ago

Remember that time that @nineinchnails covered Gary Numan’s “Metal”?

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Keaton Branch @kbranch

5 years ago

Why doesn’t @CityofSeattle require bars and restaurants to post signs of HOW to wear a mask? Been seeing a lot of nose danglers the past couple of days. Keep your nose outta my nachos!