wiz @kbwizrd

employed Joined July 2014

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wiz @kbwizrd

3 days ago

No I don’t want to “hop on a quick call” I want to maintain land in rural alaska

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5 days ago

Hey sorry can you take a timelapse of us real quick

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a week ago

What do you mean I didn’t hit on her? I literally walked RIGHT past her

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2 weeks ago

Steve William Do It

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2 weeks ago

Homemade spaghetti sauce turned out so ass. I’ll be talking my talents to Rao’s

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2 weeks ago

Just left my therapist on a crazy cliffhanger

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3 weeks ago

Ate way too much quiche last night 😂😂🤦‍♂️ (yes it’s homemade yes I’m single) bruhhhhh 😭 so full

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3 weeks ago

The year is 2049. There are no pedestrians, just street interviewers

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3 weeks ago

Releasing my new AI. It cuts all the manual work out of scamming elderly people

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3 weeks ago

Male Sunday

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3 weeks ago

Okay GPT 5 is actually insane 🤯

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4 weeks ago

Bro?????

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a month ago

You can place a parlay on the astronomer CEO getting a divorce. 200 years ago we were eating rocks

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a month ago

so rick rubin stares into space and it’s “essential to the creative process” but when i do at work it’s “low output” and “we’re going in a different direction”????

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a month ago

Trying to pay an SF parking ticket: “please enter the citation number” The citation number:

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a month ago

Just spent $220 at Costco Holy shit I feel so much better.

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