Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

Celebrate we will, cause life is short but sweet for certain | Class of 2018 University of Illinois Joined June 2011

Tweets

2K
Followers

488
Following

530
Likes

33K

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

2 years ago

Here’s a recipe: you give me a couple beers and boom, you get a Dave Matthews Band tweet

1 0 9 333 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

2 years ago

Just in case you were curious, I have some very strong opinions about jam bands and they are all correct

0 0 3 244 0

Haircuts have really come a long way since the early 2000’s. I’m not one to talk, on account of the receding hairline, but we just watched the Bourne Identity and my goodness I think the entire cast went to great clips

1 0 8 796 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

3 years ago

Our Uber driver smoked a pedestrian this afternoon, but the vehicle was unharmed and the guy was able to limp away so obviously 5 stars and a tip

1 0 6 704 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

3 years ago

My poor fiancé is marrying into some unwavering opinions on music, and believe me when I tell ya she’s going to continue to hear about it on a daily basis

0 0 5 0 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

3 years ago

There are millions of people in this world that think it’s called “circus olé”

0 0 2 0 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

3 years ago

Jimmy Murtaugh and Mike Romano have an absolute stranglehold on the real estate market in fictional Lake Winetka, IL

0 0 3 0 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

3 years ago

Stop me if I’ve tweeted this before: A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton is so good that if we sent it out into space we would’ve already discovered 5-10 intelligent life forms by now, and they’d all have impeccable taste in music

0 1 10 0 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

3 years ago

Dudes rock because we’ll roll a dice to decide who has to refer to the waiter as “mom”, but ladies rock because they remind you to drink water

1 0 7 0 0

Stefan Lessard 🧐🇺🇸🐬 @SLessard

3 years ago

Pine Knob Music Theater Clarkston MI, 6/21/22 #setlistart #dmb2022 #pineknobmusictheater #michigan

9 6 190 0 2

Download Image

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

3 years ago

I absolutely judge a man’s confidence based on his ability to navigate the troughs at Wrigley, and you should too

0 0 2 0 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

3 years ago

Here’s the deal guys, I will be sleeping in tomorrow. The only person that can stop me will hopefully also be sleeping in tomorrow

0 0 5 0 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

3 years ago

Inglorious Bastards is Cocomelon for frat boys

0 0 2 0 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

3 years ago

Why is the most comfortable shirt I’ve ever owned a $10 Henley from bass pro?

0 0 3 0 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

3 years ago

Retired celebrity chef’s selling non-stick cookware is the culinary version of retired athletes owning used car dealerships

0 0 5 0 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

4 years ago

Thinking about the time I got absolutely REAMED by my teacher for spelling my name wrong in first grade. I understand it’s not great but, guy, I was 6!

0 0 4 0 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

4 years ago

If Tommy Callahan (Big Tom Callahan’s Son) can sell half a million brake pads to Ray Zalinsky (the auto-parts king) in the 11th hour and save the factory then you can do anything you set your mind to

0 1 15 0 1

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

4 years ago

I don’t think you people understand much I love chicken pot pie

1 0 7 0 0

Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant

4 years ago

Keep in mind this is not a scientific study, but I don’t think the vaccine I got was very effective. Not only did I get Covid immediately, but I also don’t have a tik tok, can’t stand the show Euphoria, and have never played wordle