Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

Systems Developer, eCommerce @QlikView in Radnor, PA Devon, PA Joined November 2012

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

7 years ago

coworker: "Hey, it could be worse!" me: "Why would you say that?? Do you WANT more bad things to happen?!" I am now waiting for every server to crash simultaneously.

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

7 years ago

me: *logs on to webex* coworker who is hosting: Hey, Kristin, did you get the webex link for this meeting? me: Yes, thank you! ....... I think we both need more coffee...

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

7 years ago

me: AHHHHH coworker: You ok over there? me: I just realized I typed "sumbit" instead of "submit." No wonder my code wasn't working. coworker: Sounds like SOME BIT of code was wrong ;-)

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

7 years ago

I have an email in my inbox, that was sent to me today at 5:30PM. I gotta ask my coworker to share that time travel technology with me.

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

7 years ago

*glances at the wool shawl I keep at my desk* nytimes.com/2015/08/04/sci…

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City of Philadelphia @PhiladelphiaGov

7 years ago

Due to extremely hot conditions, a Code Red is now in effect. During a Code Red, @PHLCityHomeless increases outreach to keep homeless Philadelphians safe. Call 215-232-1984 to request outreach ➡️ bit.ly/CodeRedPHL

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

7 years ago

Nice that #pf18 has "fika" ;-) cc @qlik

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#WOMENSART @womensart1

7 years ago

Georgia O'Keeffe, The Lawrence Tree,1929 #womensart

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

7 years ago

Ok, I've got my coffee - ready to start the day at #PhillyForce18!

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

7 years ago

Running my first 5k today @philly_zoo! Wish me luck!

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The Franklin Institute @TheFranklin

8 years ago

Today at 12:15 pm EDT, we mark the astronomical start of Spring in the northern hemisphere with the March Equinox, as such today is one of two days each year where there is roughly the same amount of day and night. bit.ly/2tLeonR

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

8 years ago

me: *logs on to web conference* web conference: You are the first participant! Please wait for the meeting to begin. web conference: *hold music loads* web conference: "Never gonna give you up..." me:... me: Did...did I just get rick-rolled by a web conference?

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

8 years ago

Did you know that if you think "work...Work!....WORK!!" really hard at the code while it's running, it'll will work this time?

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Heather Burns @WebDevLaw

8 years ago

This is a thread for those of you who say coders and developers should take no role in politics. Those of you who watched my #WCLDN talk last year already heard this story. You can hear it again. This was Rene Carmille, and that is a punch card.

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

8 years ago

Coworker A: I'm having trouble connecting to the internet; does someone have the update download on a thumbdrive that I can borrow? Coworker B: No problem, I'll just email it to you.

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

8 years ago

system: *fails* us: what happened? system logs: "Errors occurred during process." us:.... us: got any details on that one? system logs: "Errors occurred during process"

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

8 years ago

#tfw the error was because there was an en-dash instead of an em-dash *headdesk*

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DEV Community @ThePracticalDev

8 years ago

🚨 Don't wait until March to change your footer to 2018 🚨

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

8 years ago

Who's got two thumbs, no voice, and is leading a UAT session in 12 minutes? This girl.

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Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth

8 years ago

me: *working until midnight to support our accounting teams at month-end* coworker in India: Good morning! me: Right. Because it's tomorrow morning there.