kiran paul @kdspaul
Rent me for diversity at your next corporate event. he/him Joined March 2011-
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Hey Leon tesla can you fix distributed systems? You know what that even means? @elonmusk
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Djokovic wasn't playing at his prime but that wouldn't have changed the result. Can't win by just pushing the ball anymore. Alcaraz's tennis is perfect
Can't even re-read dune at a cafe anymore without looking like a tool
When there's no competent people left to do a refactor
Is Elon just creating bots now? A lot of September eggs
Restaurant review app but only people that know what they're talking about can leave reviews
T0:everybody must pay to use the service, only way to kill bots T1:coolmeme420 and his friends are allowed for free T2:brands are free if they pay for ads. T3:is free again but we will show free tier users ads T4:everybody gets served ads because ads are content Bots thriving
iPhone folks can finally not carry their shit cable everywhere. Big day for all you frootloops
Ian Brown @igb
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ttl @maybettl
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Ƞ₳₮ĦȺ₦ ĦɄ�... @n8foo
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Luca (also on the oth... @__lucab
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Matthew Bilotti @mbilotti
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Ian Brown @igb
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Yao Yue 岳峣 @thinkingfish
20K Followers 868 Following Building https://t.co/Gx2UYAdzxe Follow me: https://t.co/PmqOCn5p5z https://t.co/SDIj9NDFXR I'm not here anymore.
Mike Cvet @mikecvet
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sasha solomon @sachee
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ttl @maybettl
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Eric Frohnhoefer @EricFrohnhoefer
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April King 🌀 @CubicleApril
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Manu Cornet @lmanul
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Billy Becker @thenetmonkey
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@[email protected] @zkiehl
2K Followers 861 Following Computer whisperer, partner of @maureenmorrison, dad of @fionakiehl.
at slyphon 🫡 @slyphon
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dknightly @dknightly
606 Followers 927 Following running, biking, and dabbling in distributed systems Ex-Twitter he/him
mazdak hashemi ✊ @mazdakh
9K Followers 173 Following chasing the Wind. watched a Survivor, riding with Heroes and growing with a Fighter.
Dantley Davis @dantley
46K Followers 2K Following VP of Digital Product Design @Nike. Former lead @netflix, @meta, @paypal, @twitter Follow me on Threads: https://t.co/WmiUTIIPei
Jason Goldman @goldman
872K Followers 640 Following I like the work about the work. Places practiced include: Blogger, Google, Twitter, Obvious, Medium, the Obama White House, San Francisco and New York. (he/him)
Jungle Rock Capital @JungleRockCap
37K Followers 3 Following Jungle Rock Capital is a systematic fund manager. It provides advisory research and portfolio management services to institutional partners. @JungleRockRes
Sijie @sijieg
1K Followers 455 Following Co-founder & CEO of @streamnativeio | @apache_pulsar, @asfbookkeeper. In a previous life: @streamlio @twitter @yahoo
Cheesehead in SF 🧀 @andreachorst
797 Followers 998 Following Wisconsinite 🧀 living the SF 🌉 tech dream ex-Tweep, Platinum Elite @Yelp 🍽, washed-up gymnast 🤸🏼♀️, semi-pro online shopper 🛍, supply chain enthusiast
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datapunk.bsky.social @_data_
101 Followers 699 Following Ramblings of a systems nerd that also dives too much
Nilesh Christopher @NilChristopher
5K Followers 4K Following Technology journalist | Harvard Nieman Fellow 25' Bylines: @Wired, @TheAtlantic, @RestofWorld & others DMs open. On Signal: nileshchristopher.09
Sirisha @sirishapratha
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Eduardo Scoz 🇧🇷... @escoz
880 Followers 1K Following Eng @Google Assistant. Personal account, all opinions are mine only.
Matt @mattsellars
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emaland @emaland
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244 Followers 518 Following Texan turned Californian...(formerly) working @Twitter
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mrs. clause @prtytbl
139 Followers 1K Following look what ya did to twtr ya little jerk. tables party too. at least @cbogie thinks so. party table aint no fable.
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1K Followers 3K Following ex- eng @X / @Twitter. Former Tech Lead of Trends / Explore @Twitter/X. Views are my own. #LoveX #LoveTwitter. $TSLA
dis-associate.bsky.so... @dis_associate_
491 Followers 1K Following she/her. compliance girly. IANAL. @dis-associate.bsky.social
James Meador @drummer
774 Followers 271 Following software engineer doing dev tooling @X. plays drums. dad. tech enthusiast.
𝕬𝖗𝖌𝖞𝖗�... @argyris
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808 Followers 1K Following Engineering, Data Stories, Leadership, Learner. Data Engineering Lead @GitLab Previous - @Twitter @JPMorganChase, @Visa, @PayPal @snaplogic
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The Education of O @Ed_of_O
470 Followers 735 Following I hate Twitter... But scientists and journalists like it. And removing these new annoying pop-ups on every single tweet from them got to be too much...
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401 Followers 1K Following Director of Product @Roblox. Formerly @Twitter @Salesforce @Heroku @Atlassian. Vice Chair Board of Directors @solaceforwomen
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