Keaty Gross @keatycodes

Joined October 2012

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Emily Adrian @adremily

5 years ago

4 year old: is money real or pretend? Me: *clears throat* *takes sip of water* *arranges notes on podium*

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The pee tape is such a great MacGuffin—everywhere and nowhere, pursued and scorned, coveted by the great and the good and striking fear into the hearts of the wretched, though none can predict its actual value.

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing

8 years ago

The doorbell rang. Estelle groaned. Not another one, she prayed; but it was her sixtieth birthday and that's how it worked. She opened the door a crack. A small toffee-colored Persian sat on the porch, blinking in confusion. Its collar said KARL. He'd been nice.

Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

8 years ago

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Charity Majors @mipsytipsy

8 years ago

6) to generalize grossly for a sec, what I hear over and over from men is “I’m just really sick of reporting to a chain of all white dudes”. And I hear from women ... much less. They’re relieved not to have to eat sleep breathe diversity all the time.. they can just *be*.

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Keaty Gross @keatycodes

8 years ago

Listened to the news every morning this week, thinking:

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Keaty Gross @keatycodes

8 years ago

I love this whole thread. @sarahjeong is good at words.

sarah jeong @sarahjeong

8 years ago

I love this whole thread. @sarahjeong is good at words.

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the_simian @5imian

8 years ago

"AWS is down" I looked to my coworker who was now tracing tribal glyphs on his face with a sharpie. "The machine is broken'. he mused. "We must begin anew". Now fashioning a crude spear with tape and a plastic butter knife, "We will live off the land. We will find a better life."

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Justin Mezzell @JustinMezzell

8 years ago

I recommend coding if you enjoy aggressively alternating between feeling like the dumbest and the smartest person alive.

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justkelly.bsky.social @UrFriendKelly

8 years ago

For anyone who doesn't think inclusion in the software industry is an issue, consider that "master"/"slave" is still common terminology in tons of tools and infrastructure.