Kyle. @keepkosherkyle
I don’t know what the fuck is up. @stanfckingmarsh is my SBF and @guineagod is cool. @jimjamvalmer is my dorky BF. [icon art © emilyartstudio-s] keepkosherkyle.carrd.co South Park, CO Joined July 2017-
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Spending 10 hours at work on my birthday feels criminal.
You ever just forget that your birthday is approaching? Same.
I feel old. Ike was freaking out over some guy that’s famous from TikTok that we saw on the plane. No idea who that guy is.
I miss doing dumb shit. Summertime memories popping up, I guess.
Watching some anime, and it just happens to be extremely gay.
Ike’s having a Halloween party and guess who learned he has to chaperone?
Where has time been going, and why have I been having existential crises more frequently?
It still blows my mind that my twitter account is alive.
I guess it’s a good thing Twitter doesn’t delete inactivity accounts.
I can’t believe my account is still here. Shout out to Twitter, I guess.
In our chaotic and tumultuous universe, our only comfort can be found in embracing the unknowable.
I told Ike I had a dream that I killed someone, and he just straight up said, “That wasn’t a dream.” Dude.
I can’t believe my mom came and a “Are you depressed?” talk with me. I really didn’t think I was but?
So, like. The only cure for tonight is maybe, like, three energy drinks. At least two.
Trying to write a 1000 word essay on philosophical shit when you’re exhausted? BAD idea.
OOC note—So, just because a show is satirically ‘offensive’ doesn’t mean you get to be. It doesn’t really work that way? But do you, I guess.

Seykou @Seykou0922
21 Followers 913 Following
𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 ... @P0WERZOREL
3K Followers 5K Following What ?? 𝗕𝘂𝘀𝘁𝘆 𝗔𝗶𝗿𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲 𝗟𝗮𝘀𝘀? Eh I've been called 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲.
𝙍𝙮𝙖𝙣 𝙀... @garlicsalt_vamp
29 Followers 58 Following ❝ I like the night, for without the dark, we'd never see the stars, ❞ • Twilight • Ryan Ellis • 20 • 🥀🖤 SP ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT 🖤🥀
Eric @outfornumerouno
49 Followers 54 Following aged up Cartman. don't interact with people under 21.
—–··𝑲𝑬�... @immortalblond
367 Followers 300 Following ⠀⠀⠀⠀「❦」 ⠀⠀𝐵𝑈𝑇 𝐼'𝑀 𝑆𝑂𝑅𝑅𝑌 𝑆𝑊𝐸𝐸𝑇𝐻𝐸𝐴𝑅𝑇 ⠀⠀𝐵𝑈𝑇 𝐼'𝑀 𝐵𝐸𝑇𝑇𝐸𝑅 𝑂𝐹𝐹 𝐷𝐸𝐴𝐷 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ༄·——––··· · · ·
Spider-Bunny (Lola Co... @SpiderBunBun
109 Followers 453 Following I know about the Spiderman across the great pond but this Spider is protecting her City of London~ #Spidersona #MarvelRP I have rules so please read.
pog cast official @pogcastofficia1
0 Followers 5 Following Yo im the Host of the pog cast along with my best friend we make edgy jokes sometimes so uh if you dont fuck with that the pog cast wont be for you
kenny 🐀 @kmccormick69
154 Followers 146 Following simp. whore. misandrist. redhead enthusiast. siscon. dennis from city wok. ≫ dm me for my onlyfans/premium snap 📸😛 //「Admin is 21+」
Lema du bateau💕 @Koopake_
23 Followers 1K Following |FR/ENG| Just a South Park and Persona fan. Don't mind me.💚💖 Any pronouns are fine !
Drago Merde @IkeaFloorDorito
110 Followers 979 Following #TheAnimals #SouthParkOC “Nothing's confusing when you're dating your own gender!”/a gay left handed lizard/big sister @LeaderPurple1 /age up @IkeaFloorDorit2
🎄Kenny McCormick�... @KennMcCormic
156 Followers 486 Following #SPRP loves his brother,mom,and sister. I'm the grim reaper.#TeamDeath and apparently I have a daughter I don't do Nsfw rps | Gay|
࿐ྃ⋆ ཾ༵༵ �... @SaccharineRosee
77 Followers 259 Following ⠀ ⠀❛ ─ 𝓛𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗦 𝓑𝗘𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝓜𝗘𝗔𝗡. ❜ ⠀✄ ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈
👽 @craigofficiaI
101 Followers 110 Following ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝗂 𝖽𝗈𝗇’𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗆𝖾 . ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 .
Father Maxi @JohnMichaelMaxi
115 Followers 48 Following Psalm 16:8 "I keep my eyes always on the Lord. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken."
stan 🐕 @_elways
317 Followers 326 Following sick puppy. pack alpha to two beautiful boys @C0FFINFUCKER ❤️💍 @barffIoski (loml)
craig. @nebulfuck
279 Followers 262 Following ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝙸’𝙼 𝚃𝙾𝙾 𝙵𝙰𝚁 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝐘𝐎𝐔 , ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝙸 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘙𝘚 — 𝙳𝙾 𝚈̲𝙾̲𝚄̲ ?
R @_Remvs
187 Followers 2K Following
Peter Thelman @dismalah
307 Followers 394 Following you’re the death of my despair . @wrecklessloves
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄 @gothichomicide
610 Followers 69 Following ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝑺𝑰𝑵⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
ᴋᴀʀᴇɴ @buttxrflykxss
158 Followers 158 Following 「 𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺𝘴 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘚𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴. 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤 . 𝘊𝘶𝘵𝘦. 」 #SPRP #SouthParkRp #MVRP
daddy mac @BrattiestBitch
320 Followers 366 Following Sᥲtᥲᥒ's sᥱᥴoᥒd fᥲvorιtᥱ MᥴCormιᥴk (20ooc) (fan account.) (Multiship) T.W.
Stanley Marsh @NotSoM3llow
40 Followers 48 Following The worlds shit so let’s just run with it. Also it’s just Stan, not Stanley. My dad made me put that there.
~ Luna Tu... @RxnawayGalaxy
207 Followers 522 Following Let's be alone together in a place where no one knows our names. {Ship kid} #GalacticTragedy![ㅤ ᵐᶤ ᶠᵘʳᶤᵃ ˢᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃ ˡᵃ ᵍᵉᶰᵗᵉ. ── [ ᴿ ] ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ᵖᵒʳᵠᵘᵉ ᵐᵘᵉʳᵈᵉ ᵃᵘᶰᵠᵘᵉ ᶰᵒ ᵗᵉᶰᵍᵃ ᵈᶤᵉᶰᵗᵉˢ](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1305494482016784384/Uudm1ufe.png)
ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ── ح... @anti___you
75 Followers 3K Following ㅤ ᵐᶤ ᶠᵘʳᶤᵃ ˢᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃ ˡᵃ ᵍᵉᶰᵗᵉ. ── [ ᴿ ] ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ᵖᵒʳᵠᵘᵉ ᵐᵘᵉʳᵈᵉ ᵃᵘᶰᵠᵘᵉ ᶰᵒ ᵗᵉᶰᵍᵃ ᵈᶤᵉᶰᵗᵉˢ
~ Damon T... @AngelicDxmxn
65 Followers 74 Following Oh well. Atleast you tried. {Ship kid} #Galactictragedy
𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓�... @QueenBean132
78 Followers 401 Following 💔Single💔 🇨🇦Canadian🇨🇦 🤟13 yo🤟 😂Funny😂 😇Trustworthy😇 #sprp #ocroleplay
Eric @outfornumerouno
49 Followers 54 Following aged up Cartman. don't interact with people under 21.
kenny 🐀 @kmccormick69
154 Followers 146 Following simp. whore. misandrist. redhead enthusiast. siscon. dennis from city wok. ≫ dm me for my onlyfans/premium snap 📸😛 //「Admin is 21+」
Father Maxi @JohnMichaelMaxi
115 Followers 48 Following Psalm 16:8 "I keep my eyes always on the Lord. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken."
stan 🐕 @_elways
317 Followers 326 Following sick puppy. pack alpha to two beautiful boys @C0FFINFUCKER ❤️💍 @barffIoski (loml)
— - ᵒʰʰ 𝙃�... @CONTRAFUEG0
177 Followers 50 Following PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE BARS OF MY CAGE I PROMISE NOT TO BITE
⭐️ milly! ⭐️ @allmillynilly
309 Followers 69 Following i'll do better than my best! 🍀 @BigTittyLuvr69 💚
Peter Thelman @dismalah
307 Followers 394 Following you’re the death of my despair . @wrecklessloves
ᴋᴀʀᴇɴ @buttxrflykxss
158 Followers 158 Following 「 𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺𝘴 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘚𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴. 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤 . 𝘊𝘶𝘵𝘦. 」 #SPRP #SouthParkRp #MVRP
𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓭𝓲 @rigxrsamsa
79 Followers 74 Following 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧, 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧, 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎.
𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐥�... @maIIowmarsh
126 Followers 73 Following ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ everything bites, dude | ♡ @redackte ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ icon: brofski
kenny @BigTittyLuvr69
111 Followers 49 Following This place is a dream. Only a sleeper considers it real. Then death comes like dawn, and you wake up laughing at what you thought was your grief. (21+)
big clyde 👌 @yaboiclyde
87 Followers 64 Following 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬?
b u t t e r s @PerfectxChaos
79 Followers 101 Following ❝ι'd raтнer вe a cryιn' lιттle pυѕѕy тнan a ғaggy goтн ĸιd.❞
Kenny @Flirty_Kenny
501 Followers 350 Following My life is a fucked up beautiful lie, and I do what I want. | Death is my bitch. | #MVRP |
Patty Nelson @pattypnelson
133 Followers 62 Following I'm patty nelson and I like theatre and old dresses from the 50's. I'm also your problematic fav. 💜 Single•Bisexual•18 (occasionally on)
—–··𝑲𝑬�... @immortalblond
367 Followers 300 Following ⠀⠀⠀⠀「❦」 ⠀⠀𝐵𝑈𝑇 𝐼'𝑀 𝑆𝑂𝑅𝑅𝑌 𝑆𝑊𝐸𝐸𝑇𝐻𝐸𝐴𝑅𝑇 ⠀⠀𝐵𝑈𝑇 𝐼'𝑀 𝐵𝐸𝑇𝑇𝐸𝑅 𝑂𝐹𝐹 𝐷𝐸𝐴𝐷 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ༄·——––··· · · ·
— ᴛ ᴜ ᴄ ᴋ �... @OHCRAlG
138 Followers 42 Following ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀say no to fuckboys⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀{ ɪᴄᴏɴ: ᴀᴜᴅʀᴇʏ ᴍᴏᴋ }
Yen @ying199821
40 Followers 27 Following 18+ Only | 25 | F | AA | Obsessed with Hades Game, TWST, and other things occasionally. NSFW will block minors.
ike @kniightike
114 Followers 92 Following ❝ɪ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ, ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ!❞ | aged!up au | South Park | @NihilisticSmxl 💕 | icon: tabbyghosts
🌻 NICHOLE D. @nicholedanielsx
148 Followers 57 Following nichole daniels! promise to get a little better as i get older. #sprp
Leo 🌼🦁🌼 @softsweetboy
35 Followers 31 Following I can’t believe it’s not chaos! 🍑hey fellas! just a small town boy with big city dreams!🍑
Stan. 🏈 @stanfckingmarsh
158 Followers 44 Following Who even knows, dude. @keepkosherkyle is my SBF👌🏼 (icon art @ emilyartstudio-s)
jimothy @JimJamValmer
98 Followers 26 Following here to make @Token4Granted's life miserable. will get punched for @calienteclyde and @brutalistcraig. i less than three @keepkosherkyle || icon © n3rdx kalatl
Eric Cartman @thecooniest
95 Followers 59 Following literally better then you //None of the opinions stated here are my own.![I like Pitbull memes and cooking. Don't belittle my people, and we'll get on great, sencillo. [ icon - mcnuggyy ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/914377710394261504/_0L6GRZZ.jpg)
papi chulo 💀 @boisebusboy
95 Followers 49 Following I like Pitbull memes and cooking. Don't belittle my people, and we'll get on great, sencillo. [ icon - mcnuggyy ]
ᵗʷᵉᵉᵏ ᵗʷ�... @AmphetaTweek
82 Followers 37 Following ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴘʀᴇssᴜʀᴇ, ᴍᴀɴ! ❞⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀fun fact: i burnt all of my tastebuds ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ike 🅱roflovski @�... @honk4canada
80 Followers 77 Following ''my toilet seat half yo mama's rent''--lil tay (probably) || ic tweets || banner--graverstone || icon--nhaingen || MUN IS 21 TWITTER PLEASE DON'T BAN ME