Keith Solomon @keith_solomon

Husband, father, songwriter, former conservative Republican pastor…now leftist agnostic whosawhatsit, lifelong nerd, lover of peanut butter. keithdavidsolomon.bandcamp.com South Carolina Joined March 2013

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Keith Solomon @keith_solomon

8 months ago

Someday, I hope to experience the sheer unbridled delusional optimism it takes for the @USPS to continue to put expected delivery dates in their tracking

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Keith Solomon @keith_solomon

10 months ago

So the moral of the story is only play cupcake teams. Playing good teams doesn’t benefit you.

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Keith Solomon @keith_solomon

11 months ago

There may come a day when @USPS can get a package through Atlanta without it being a mess but today is not that day

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Keith Solomon @keith_solomon

a year ago

Without being crude….by this logic shouldn’t a certain ethnicity that has historically lacked power have 33% - 50% more power than most white fellas. Purely based on……sword.

Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch

a year ago

Without being crude….by this logic shouldn’t a certain ethnicity that has historically lacked power have 33% - 50% more power than most white fellas. Purely based on……sword.

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Keith Solomon @keith_solomon

a year ago

I have determined @taylorswift13 must exist in a reality with 50 hour days. That’s the only explanation for her ability to record as much music as she does.

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Keith Solomon @keith_solomon

2 years ago

Thanks @PullAPartAuto for wasting two entire days waiting for a tow truck that never showed up and never called. Inexcusable. I’ll be reviewing your clown show business everywhere I can find.

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Keith Solomon @keith_solomon

2 years ago

NY earthquake and solar eclipse in the same weekend. Here come the doomsday prophets in 3…2…1

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Keith Solomon @keith_solomon

2 years ago

Package moving from one part of SC to another part of SC is now in the “in transit” void. What’s the over/under it is sitting in the Atlanta @USPS consolidation debacle?