Keith Li @keithli6

why dont you go to alaska and suck on a green whale San Luis Obispo, CA Joined May 2015

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Sandy Pallot Klein @SPKlein52

4 years ago

I’m 79 years old and 29 years sober today! Philippe Desilio served me my last drink, Stoli on the rocks, on May 31st at 3:30am at Au Bar!

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Keith Li @keithli6

5 years ago

i feel bad for carrying just a pair of sock in a huge lululemon bag the nice lady gave me, should i have bought more?

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Keith Li @keithli6

5 years ago

popcorn...with cob on

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Keith Li @keithli6

5 years ago

diagram for a perfect cart wheel

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Keith Li @keithli6

5 years ago

texting someone in the same zoom meeting both with video on feels like cheating in a game

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Fenne Lily @FenneLily

5 years ago

answers I need them

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Keith Li @keithli6

5 years ago

feeling of receiving new jeans

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Keith Li @keithli6

5 years ago

Then I wait for the sugar crash to kick in and tend to a lumber for another day of unsolicited social interaction

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Keith Li @keithli6

5 years ago

yes, it should always be accompanied with television conversations and unconscious whims left astrayed...

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Keith Li @keithli6

5 years ago

and a foursome of mint chocolate cookies...

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The choice of substance is random and accesible: one tofu sausage, three slices of uncured ham, generous servings of calabrese salami and a slice of provolone all in b/t two ends of a baby sourdough bread, big gulps of oj straight from the fridge, handful of cashew, cherries,

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Keith Li @keithli6

5 years ago

While the urgency of it is honest and direct, the sense of sanctuary is the essential drive for such a late night fix and the apetite is often of a decadent spirit...

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Keith Li @keithli6

5 years ago

A quick fix late at home after an overly polite business function can be seen as an activity similar to your umsupervised pot smoking...

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Keith Li @keithli6

7 years ago

researched*

whalefact @awhalefact

7 years ago

researched*

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Keith Li @keithli6

7 years ago

...I thought of that exact episode again, and wanted to see whats my reaction now, and was shocked to see the eulogy on NYtimes. i end up not watching the episode but accepting my place in this world a little more #RIPBobEinstein. RIP 👴.

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Keith Li @keithli6

7 years ago

I remember watching that episode of #CurbYourEnthusiasm last year, where Marty’s mother passed away, while Larry, as always, was being a dick about it, and I thought whats the problem Marty? Why you so sensitive? But, when my grandpa passed away two days ago...