Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

Joined September 2011

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

Told my friend I had to run a quick errand and I’d be back home. I just really needed to go to the bookstore.

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

Sometimes I wake up and just laugh like how fucking funny that I’m just a person and life exists like this is such a joke. Hilarious.

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The new girl at work told me her boyfriend has her playing kingdom hearts……… she has no idea the pure joy she has brought me now that I can talk to someone at work about the games. I’ve waited 4 years for this.

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

Also, why doesn’t anyone spell my name right anymore? I’m 31, it’s the classic Kelsey. Why is everyone’s go to some odd iteration with too many letters. Why is that your first choice.

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

Two things I wish the general public did more: 1. Pull over for emergency vehicles 2. Use their blinker Idk called me old fashioned

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

sometimes when I feel bad about myself I login to my work account and read nice emails clients send about me lmao just to take the edge off

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

is there a special place in hell for those who will “take the latest appointment available”? I’m not sure…. Maybe some of us will find out

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

The hold that balsamic vinegar has on me

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

Would you let me read a book to you yes or no

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

after my nephew said he didn’t want to watch avatar last airbender with me, we watched like 5 episodes in a row 🥲

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

the secret ingredient is nutmeg

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

They need to make jalapeño Funyuns

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

The Gilmore girls are toxic. In this 34 page essay I will

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

Some people have jobs that are their first life & some people have jobs that are their second life you know? Does that make sense?

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

My 80 year old neighbor smoking pot in his front yard with a captain hat on is actually exactly what I expected to see when I left my house before 9 am today

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Kelsey @kelseyonelmst

2 years ago

You ever scared to take another migraine pill bc ur heart rate will slow down so much and you’ll die but ur head hurts so bad that you feel like ur gonna die anyways