Kelsnard Alexander @kelsnard
Joined February 2012-
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That "WTF, I'm gonna die" moment when you hit your pinky toe on the edge of something.
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If I got a dime every time I didnt know what was going on... I would be wondering why people keep giving me dimes.
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Dont call my phone with bullshit. Dont text my phone with bullshit. Dont come at me with no bullshit. Dont tweet me with no bullshit
Ok, my day has fucking sucked. I got chewed out for doing absolutley nothing. Fml, just FML
#RappersBetterThanNickiMinaj The guy who sang ' chocolate rain'.
People tell me that the right man will find me.... Mine must've gotten bad directions from Mapquest
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RT if you have less than 5k followers. Follow @laughbook & watch your follower count rise. No joke.
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The chills you sometimes feel when listening to music is called "musical frission."
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Me: Breathes. Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
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If u don't shut up, Ima reach down ur throat & pull ur asshole out of ur mouth so that u have an excuse 4 the shit that comes out your face.
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