Phil kemp @kempyuk

English/Irish/Cornish/ Autistic Film maker and Chef. My first feature film will have the working title...Plot hole. And my signature dish is beans on toaster. Milton Keynes, England Joined December 2009

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

4 years ago

Love this humour.

Pepsi UK @PepsiUK

4 years ago

Love this humour.

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

4 years ago

This is my Chelsea starting XI. Who would you choose? Werner in center at least for 1st half, solid but play making duo in center mid with tons of overlapping pace on wings. 3 rocks at back. Options on bench are plenty. team-picker.files.bbci.co.uk/chelsea-starti… via @BBCSport

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

4 years ago

So #provid wouldn't go viral then if I post a new video.

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

4 years ago

This is my Chelsea starting XI. Who would you choose? Have changes in mind for later in game team-picker.files.bbci.co.uk/chelsea-starti… via @BBCSport

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

4 years ago

My favourite goalkeeper to this day, just a smidge infront of Cech, probably due to the time being when I was at RHS getting the older years hammer shots at me in 5 a side youtu.be/7q-wfAdiL8E

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

4 years ago

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4 years ago

team-picker.files.bbci.co.uk/chelsea-starti…

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

4 years ago

#TheCriticaldri2 instagram.com/p/CPng4q4sJ-s/…

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

4 years ago

I'm following Chelsea on the 5th Stand app! link.chelseafc.com/4MkQLcbXzfb

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

5 years ago

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

5 years ago

#Cristinapplegate has a Swedish twin in politician #AnnieLoof. Or is it just me seeing a likeness? :) . Saw Annie on a talk show and thought it was Cristina for the first few mins before hearing her talk :)

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

5 years ago

Roman Kemp: Our Silent Emergency: bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod… via @BBCiPlayer

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

5 years ago

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Jim Carrey Drilling A Hole In His Head (HD) youtu.be/DTfwwbsRopM via @YouTube the scene i think of when seeing another tweet written by a pc obsessed person that likes to moan, and how they feel after a few logical replies ☺️

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

5 years ago

Great news. Fantastic to see social media being used in the most important and positive way it can be. Best wishes to Libby instagram.com/p/CLH_XipA0HY/…

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

5 years ago

Funny how many polls all youtubers are doing after Arch, spiffingbrit etc brought the YouTube algorithm to peoples attention. Used to see one a day at most on feed, now seeing my entire feed full of polls. Like the swarm of reaction channels do, its sheep following sheep. 🙈🐑🐑

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

5 years ago

How phone companies make you feel when you are not using the latest model, even when the last model came out 3 or 4 months before :)

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

5 years ago

Tiny Tim calling a Strip Club youtu.be/nSsQFG8QzcE via @YouTube This guys videos should cheer anyone up in an instant. And unlike other prank calls, these are sweet and polite ( mostly ) :)

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BBC EastEnders @bbceastenders

5 years ago

Spot on, Tiff. #EastEnders

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Phil kemp @kempyuk

5 years ago

Amazing to find this film of my old school in 1933 and even more amazing that it looks completely the same to my time at RHS in the 90s. Collingwood house rules 👍😊🍺 youtu.be/MokXfVHHIvE