Kevin E. Cleary (Parody) @kevcleary
I will eventually be credited with discovering the cure for procrastination. Pronouns: he/him Cleveland, OH, USA Joined October 2009-
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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it
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USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered
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@MasterTimBlais Plot twist: she was your boss, catfishing you to get you to do some work with a spring in your step.
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it’s a relatively minor thing, but one time I told a therapist that I felt overly mutable in my relationships and she thought “mutable” meant that I tended to be silenced? I didn’t want her to feel bad so I let it go, but she continued to refer to it in future sessions.
it’s a relatively minor thing, but one time I told a therapist that I felt overly mutable in my relationships and she thought “mutable” meant that I tended to be silenced? I didn’t want her to feel bad so I let it go, but she continued to refer to it in future sessions.
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@startofsvmmer Listen I'm a words man. I'll always learn a word before I learn a new guy
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I've never heard of Druski so I thought everyone was sort of weirdly fascinated by a video of a pretty generic white chud
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Girthmaster could have decided to go by “Mr Beast” in his line of work, but Mr Beast couldn’t be called “Girthmaster”
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my partner misspoke and said ‘jugs judy’ which will sustain me for weeks if not months.
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I heard a MAHA woman complain that most of the vaccines for babies were for diseases she’d never even heard of. Yeah do you know why you haven’t heard of them
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@adamtotscomix every time i see that 'salt life' logo on someones car i always think it says 'slut life' which is disappointing bc slut life sounds infinite times cooler
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BIG news! Fat Bear Week will take place from September 23-30. The chubby cubby appetizer, Fat Bear Junior, will kick off on September 18-19. Stay tuned for bracket reveals, bear bios, and more details.
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when my son was younger he realized a family member was often passive aggressive-- but not knowing that term yet he described the person as doing "invisible arguing"
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enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
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How my wife looks at me when I’m about to sit down and relax
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