Kevin Kelso @kevinkelso

I’m living in my own head rent-free. Not just ordinary, extra ordinary! “Be excellent to each other.” - Abraham Lincoln Gulfport, FL Joined March 2007

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The Oatmeal @Oatmeal

3 years ago

Yearly repost.

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I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @il0venostalgia

3 years ago

Admit you’re old. Retweet if you know what this is…

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Brent Ozar @BrentO

3 years ago

Good morning to everyone except people whose career involves sending political text messages

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God @TheTweetOfGod

3 years ago

Injustice is My way of telling you I don't exist.

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

3 years ago

Why the hell would ANY woman vote Republican at this point?

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Two political ads for the same race. Party 1: Here are all the things we want to do. There is hope! Party 2: ThE OtHeR PaRtY jUsT wAnTs To DeStRoY AmErIcA! FEAR! FEAR! VoTe FoR uS oR tHeY’lL eAt YoUr ChiLdReN!!!! FEAR!!!! I bet you can figure out which party each flyer came from.

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Dalai Lama @DalaiLama

3 years ago

We are all here on this planet, as tourists, as it were. None of us can live here forever. The longest we might live is a hundred years. So while we are here we should try to have a good heart and to make something positive and useful of our lives.

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Joe Biden @JoeBiden

3 years ago

Too many lives have been upended because of our failed approach to marijuana. Today I announced a pardon of all prior federal offenses of simple possession of marijuana, urged governors to do the same, and asked HHS and DOJ to review how marijuana is scheduled under federal law.

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Karla Hernández-Mats @KarlaforFlorida

3 years ago

🚨Recent polls show that Charlie and I are statistically tied with Ron DeSantis! We are ready to defeat authoritarianism and make wannabe dictator DeSantis a one-term Governor. Can you please help spread our message by retweeting, following, and getting me to 35k?

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Kevin Kelso @kevinkelso

3 years ago

Hello Minneapolis!

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Nikki Fried @NikkiFried

3 years ago

Florida law requires you to be registered to vote by October 11th if you want to beat Ron DeSantis in the general — and you do. Get registered.

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Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford

3 years ago

Don’t tell me you’re worried about big government if you want to regulate my daughter’s uterus.

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Kevin Kelso @kevinkelso

3 years ago

Conservatives: We want small government. Also conservatives: The government must legislate my version of morality and impose my… uh oops I mean God’s will on the people.

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Jon Favreau @jonfavs

3 years ago

Remember in November that Republicans in this Congress voted against capping the price of insulin but went to the mat to defend billionaire tax cheats.