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KO's Shadow @kevinosborne

Been around the world and aye, aye, aye...... aye, aye, aye, aye captain Joined February 2009
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KO's Shadow @kevinosborne

23 hours ago

As a farmer who brands his cattle with his own name, I only recommend brand new name brand name brands. The only name brand name brands which brand with a brand new name brand brand. #sillysaturday

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KO's Shadow @kevinosborne

4 days ago

I thought I was playing chess computer Deep Thought but it kept saying things like, "Bring me that horizon" and "Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate" That's when I realised, it was Depp Thought. #WednesdayWit #LunchPun

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5 days ago

I knew I wouldn’t be a good pessimist #tuesdaytitters

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7 days ago

Paperback Flash #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfBooks

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7 days ago

I'm In Love With A German Memoir #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfBooks

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7 days ago

Thank U, Text #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfBooks

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7 days ago

Mr Sci-Fi #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfBooks

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7 days ago

Romantic City #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfBooks

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7 days ago

Psycho Thriller #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfBooks

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7 days ago

The Horrorers #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfBooks

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KO's Shadow @kevinosborne

a week ago

My washing machine plays a little tune when it's finished, I've had it 3 years but can't remember even the first note of it. Does that make it the worst melody in history?

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a week ago

Mr Creme: I was in 10cc Me: Lol! #BadJokeFriday #LunchPun

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Lorraine Jo King @lahlahbean

a week ago

#badjokethursday 😀

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a week ago

Birds have two feathered arms which they can use not only for protection but also to fly. It's a wing wing situation. #badjokethursday #LunchPun

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2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

#GnomonTV "Space Banjo" (2023) American television series about current efforts to construct a kilometer-long banjo in low Earth orbit. Sponsored by Rider-Waite Space Elevator. gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Space_Ban…

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2 weeks ago

#GnomonTV "Space Banjo" (2023) American television series about current efforts to construct a kilometer-long banjo in low Earth orbit. Sponsored by Rider-Waite Space Elevator. gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Space_Ban… https://t.co/rEeOBAQfEb

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2 weeks ago

Nugget On A String #QuickMealsInASongOrMovie

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2 weeks ago

Kebab, Kebab, We love you #QuickMealsInASongOrMovie

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Industrial Chinese #QuickMealsInASongOrMovie

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2 weeks ago

Taco Road #QuickMealsInASongOrMovie

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