Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta
Writer for @mst3k Dripfang on @MagicTavern Performer @improvshakeschi https://t.co/Y6x1RJSd6V Voice Actor. Ghost Ship. Joined November 2012-
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Happy Hell in a Cell 2 Day to all who celebrate. May your troubles be launched gracefully from the top of the cage thru the Spanish announcers table.
Happy Hell in a Cell 2 Day to all who celebrate. May your troubles be launched gracefully from the top of the cage thru the Spanish announcers table.
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Kevin Sciretta retweeted
Vin Scully meeting Willie Mays for the first time in 2016 is one of the most pure conversations you’ll ever watch.
The latest Secret Ward of Chicago Newsletter is out now, concerning all things Food Monster Trucks, the Improper Way to Contact Faeries and FistFightFest. thesecretward.substack.com
Kevin Sciretta retweeted
"Our CEO and his friends are going to be liking some weird and/heinous shit, and we can't have you plebs throwing a hissy fit every time it happens." Fucking dorks.
"Our CEO and his friends are going to be liking some weird and/heinous shit, and we can't have you plebs throwing a hissy fit every time it happens." Fucking dorks.
Cowards.
God damn!
Goddamn. A lot happened today.
Goddamn. A lot happened today.
And everyone has a great story about Bill Walton.
I guess live your life so that when you stop doing your job there isn't a three day "thank god fuck this loser here is a parade of their mistakes" celebratory bonfire. That's what I learned from Angel Hernandez retiring.
Man fuck this. If they don't hire them lock, stock and barrel to make them the NBC team I'm throwing tomatoes.
Man fuck this. If they don't hire them lock, stock and barrel to make them the NBC team I'm throwing tomatoes.
Fuck him and this. I'll just call it "Place a Bunch of Comedians Worked From 2008-2015".
Fuck him and this. I'll just call it "Place a Bunch of Comedians Worked From 2008-2015".
A mensch in every sense.
Kevin Sciretta retweeted
lmao you think kendrick's the only one who can go back-to-back?? spent all night in the studio with drake working on another one... we got his ass
I wrote about and talked about this on my Substack. It's up for free at the link below. TLDR: I am decidedly not all in. thesecretward.substack.com
I wrote about and talked about this on my Substack. It's up for free at the link below. TLDR: I am decidedly not all in. thesecretward.substack.com
And here very directly and expertly put by @LaurenceWHolmes of @670TheScore's midday program, is what I think of all that praying and preaching Kevin Warren and Brandon Johnson thought was necessary at a press conference about a bad team's football stadium.
And here very directly and expertly put by @LaurenceWHolmes of @670TheScore's midday program, is what I think of all that praying and preaching Kevin Warren and Brandon Johnson thought was necessary at a press conference about a bad team's football stadium.
And @ChicagosMayor again proves he's either a liar or easily lead. It's either a grift or he's the type of boss you have to constantly keep from locking himself in a fucking broom closet.
This was the week everyone was supposed to be behind the @ChicagoBears. #1 pick in the draft with a lauded quarterback available, new talent on the roster, optimism for next season, and they do....this... ....all this.
The @ChicagoBears and the @ChicagosMayor do this to us on they day they take The Rathole from the faithful, and Foxtrot away from 29-year old Gentrification majors. All must suffer today, apparently.
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