Kev @kevjenko

live the dream people 👍 Chester, England Joined February 2009

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The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads

a year ago

📞"Coming to Clacton...from outside? Oh my God. He's...he's an immigrant!" Colin from Portsmouth is rocked by the stunning revelation that Nigel Farage will increase net migration in Essex by at least one.

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Tom Jamieson @jamiesont

2 years ago

Just the Editor of The Spectator being body slammed by a cat… Will miss this place when it’s gone

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Odyssey Golf Tour @OdysseyGolfTour

2 years ago

💀🧙‍♀️ FRIGHT NIGHT GIVEAWAY! 🎃😱 To celebrate #Halloween tomorrow, we're giving you a chance to win this frighteningly fantastic prize: 🖤 Paradym ‘Night Mode’ Driver 🧙‍♀️ Odyssey Putter with Ltd Ed. headcover 💀 3dz Día de los Muertos Chrome Soft Truvis Golf Balls (PLUS 5x…

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GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge

2 years ago

Pretend you're Judith from Eggheads by sitting in a different room to your colleagues.

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

2 years ago

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James Felton @JimMFelton

2 years ago

Thread on Garry Hoy, a lawyer who had himself one of the stupidest deaths available 30 years ago yesterday (h/t: @depthsofwiki) Garry Hoy was a lawyer at a law firm in a Toronto skyscraper (that’s relevant) with an unusual patter for showing around the new guys.

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Matt Smith @InnovationMatt

2 years ago

Ugh. The renting vs buying a house conversation has started up again So here are the numbers for the next time you’re in a “young people just don’t know how to save anymore” argument

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The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads

3 years ago

📞"I am disgusted that Meghan Bloody Markle is going to the Coronation!" 🎙️"She's not going, Colin!" 📞"SHE'S SAID NO? WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS!?" Colin from Portsmouth is furious that Meghan Markle is both going and not going to The Coronation.

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Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar

3 years ago

I'm never deleting twitter 😂

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Martin Kimber @MrMKimber

3 years ago

This front page will be taught in university advertising courses in years to come

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Everyone's Favourite Jim @JimmerUK

3 years ago

I've got a lot of work on, so naturally I ignore it all and do something silly instead. Here is the Mcdonald's Fries Theorum. 🧵

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emily m @maitlis

3 years ago

Curious that @GaryLineker was free to raise questions about Qatar’s human rights record - with the blessing of the bbc - over the World Cup , but cannot raise questions of human rights in this country if it involves criticism of government policy …

Gary Lineker @GaryLineker

3 years ago

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The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads

3 years ago

Countdown is a hard-left daytime TV sleeper cell.

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girly&wordly @Brieyonce

3 years ago

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

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The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads

3 years ago

Rationing? No. Nothing to do with that.

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cluedont @cluedont

3 years ago

Once you start calling these 'man get out' you'll never go back.

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The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads

3 years ago

📞"Bring Liz Truss back! She has unfinished business with that lettuce. The Daily Star cheated with an EU iceberg one that never goes off." 😡 📞"We demand a BRITISH lettuce from a BRITISH greengrocer. One that goes off in 2 days."🇬🇧 Colin from Portsmouth wants Liz Truss back