keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit
first thing you need to know about me is that on an animal level i believe that 30 is half of 100 Canada Joined April 2020-
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@keysmashbandit i'm going to buy a house first and hope for a house baby. if it turns out to be an apartment baby we'll just move again, and love her or him just the same
Another enlightened exchange in the free marketplace of ideas
I've developed a cold fondness for the acrid, synthetic taste of off-brand Adderall that crawls up my throat 30 minutes after I take it
Did a shift of that, actually was a pretty good couple of years.
Did a shift of that, actually was a pretty good couple of years. https://t.co/JSw83I8pDC
Can't meet people at work. Can't flirt with the barista. Can't fuck up your friend group. Can't talk to people in the gym. Apps are miserable. You guys have to get more comfortable approaching someone and saying no when approached or we're fr gonna die out
Can't meet people at work. Can't flirt with the barista. Can't fuck up your friend group. Can't talk to people in the gym. Apps are miserable. You guys have to get more comfortable approaching someone and saying no when approached or we're fr gonna die out
It's just such a pitiful view of humanity to deny we are capable of eradicating diseases after we did.. bla blah it's a psyop, it's all a psyop, the moon landing's fake, pasteurization is fake, we don't know what germs are, the only thing that's real is boiling bones like cavemen
It's just such a pitiful view of humanity to deny we are capable of eradicating diseases after we did.. bla blah it's a psyop, it's all a psyop, the moon landing's fake, pasteurization is fake, we don't know what germs are, the only thing that's real is boiling bones like cavemen
It's always something with her 🙄
@ranmasaotome96 Might be friend who's too woke but there's something incredibly nihilist and sinister about this culture of constantly telling millenials that their futures were robbed from them and that nothing good can ever happen to them because of things outside their control
plato’s cave but it’s raining outside and the bonfire is for warmth and the guy outside is nuts
Chinese solar will surpass US natgas in total power generated right around the same time Huawei catches up with Nvidia, late 2026 or early 2027 I’m feeling increasingly bleak about this stuff, we need to shake off the idiotic politics that are constraining solar deployment
Chinese solar will surpass US natgas in total power generated right around the same time Huawei catches up with Nvidia, late 2026 or early 2027 I’m feeling increasingly bleak about this stuff, we need to shake off the idiotic politics that are constraining solar deployment
Would you have sex with your grandma to save your cousin?
claude im not sure if thats the greatest sales pitch
Diet Coke tastes like a wet basement, but I like that about it
They're transvestigating Lady Liberty
They're transvestigating Lady Liberty
I'm just going to state for the record that I'm not going to entertain the idea that your dog has autism but I might be willing to hear you out if you think your cat does
@keysmashbandit i love arguments (passing parameters to a function)
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