𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖎 @kiddchronic
my name is monti i tweet about pooping sometimes •• @gay6669gay still BFF atx Joined May 2009-
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if you don't know and/or haven't correctly guessed or respected my preferred name by now we probably aren't friends
some people are too fucking young to not know when to shut the fuck up
google search: "how to not throttle your foster dog when they fuck up your favorite shit"
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Statistically speaking, your wife and daughters are in more danger from you than they would ever be from a trans women.
are all dads dumb? it seems like everyone's dad is a damn fool tbh
sometimes you pop into my head with such a ferocity my muscles stop working for a second. i collapse, body and soul. i miss you.
what even in the fuck was the movie I'm Thinking of Ending Things about?
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 4 May 2009 (via @twi_age).
google search "bachelorette swag that doesn't suck ass" disappointed
i drunkenly lied online about my age. an exaggeration. internet jail for me.
i was today years old when i found out that Elliot of Spielberg's 1982 E.T. is Henry Thomas, AKA the dad from the Haunting of Hill House, etc.,!! neat.
single men who are lonely and complain about it on social media but within the same post will refer to women as "cunts" and "bitches"... what's going through your head here?
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 4 May 2009 (via @twi_age).
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