KLUMPY @kidklumpy
autobiography stenography Des Moines, IA Joined March 2011-
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Can I use AI to filter my Twitter feed into tweets I actually want to see?
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i love everybody’s niche halloween costumes!! i love the specificity I love the creativity i love when you put a lot of time and effort into something that is quite literally just to make yourself laugh and i genuinely love when i don’t understand it and have to have it explained
I'm confident we're 2 seasons away from Love is Blind running an AI voice bot as one of its contestants
"Imagine being married to that person (Pat McAfee)" - @MaddieKirchner
KLUMPY retweeted
Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next
s4 here we come...
s4 here we come... https://t.co/ezhCoJbWTj
how fitting for the emmy's to air on the same night as the episode of industry that will win the emmy next year
KLUMPY retweeted
if the plane can’t go to the gate, that has nothing to do with me. We landed. I can get out and walk
limu emu, mayhem, dr pepper fansville... college football season is back, and we're in good hands
KLUMPY retweeted
i love talking about movies…i love saying “i haven’t seen that one…but it’s on my list”
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