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My newly minted 15 year old is painting @DannyDeVito in art class. The kid is obsessed with @alwayssunny. Happy Birthday, L! Maybe one day we can fly down together to see the set before they’re done filming forever. Or maybe just some sights in Philly instead. 🎉🎂🥳

Watching #DerryGirls with L this evening. L: “So, like, how can you tell the difference between a Catholic and a Protestant? Like, are there certain words they say different? Like ‘Aluminum vs Aluminium?” Me: “Um. You don’t know unless they tell you.” L: “But they could lie.”

L: “I feel like if I ever hit you in the stomach it would cause you to have a miscarriage.” #OverheardComments #ToTheirFather #KidsComments

One of my children replaced all the pie tins on the stove but put them under the drip pans awhile back. Then couldn’t understand why they had a stovetop fire. I don’t know which one…but I have my suspicions… #KidsComments

Lucy: “Imagine you’re in the army and your last name is Parts? Get it? Private Parts?!” 🤪

Random Friday night in fishnet stockings. Purchased for a theatre production of Chicago in May, but apparently comfortable enough to lounge in.

***From 2019*** Today’s #malopropism: Al Capone. Used in a sentence by my 11 year old: “So, if you were like a killer, you’d go to Al Capone, right?” Huh? “You know - that famous jail?” Alcatraz, kid. Al Capone was a gangster back in the 20’s and 30’s.

E: “Can you pick up some of that Monetary cheese?” Me: “Huh? Monetary?” E: “Yea, Monetary Jack I think?” Me: “You mean Monterey Jack?” E: “I don’t know what it’s called.” #KidsComments

L: “I didn’t know Kurt Cobain was a member of the @RollingStones.” Me: 🤦‍♀️ Also me explaining: “No, hon, that’s the name of the magazine.” L: “So The Rolling Stones named themselves after a magazine?” Me: 🤦‍♀️ #RockHistory101 coming right up. @RollingStone @fivebelow

See this gift? It’s my first present I’ve purchased for Christmas. Apparently I’m stupid though because I left it on the kitchen counter and said recipient opened it. He saw his name. Thought he could just open it. #ItWasWrapped #HeIs19 #NoWords

Filling out school forms… “Mom, do I have a hernia?” “No. Do you even know what that is?” “Yea, like some weird sex disease, right?” Anatomy 101 coming right up. #KidsComments

This just came up in my memories. 🥰🥰🥰