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carrie 🍿 @kissellc

anyone seen my phone? new york, ny Joined May 2011
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carrie 🍿 @kissellc

3 years ago

is it bad that I’m still worried about my mother’s back and spine when traversing cracks and lines on the sidewalk?

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carrie 🍿 @kissellc

3 years ago

everyone knows that the person in the middle seat of the airplane gets BOTH of their armrests … right? RIGHT?!

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carrie 🍿 @kissellc

3 years ago

hi! how come the outlets on airplanes aren't strong enough to hold adapters? mine's fallen out four times from SFO > JFK and I'm not even to colorado

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3 years ago

(Getting everyone fired up for the brainstorm sesh) Actually there is such a thing as a bad idea. Keep those to yourself.

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carrie 🍿 @kissellc

4 years ago

the minutes on washer / dryer countdowns are not actual minutes are they ?

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Joe Holder @JoeHolder_

4 years ago

just saw a hawk fly over me in Brooklyn and if that’s not a sign from V to stop crying and keep hunting and hustling, I don’t know what is

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Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano

4 years ago

fuck a low sodium diet — all the best foods are sodium

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carrie 🍿 @kissellc

4 years ago

the stock market

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Pinwheel Empire @PinwheelEmpire

4 years ago

#RipCity interact to join this prayer circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ACTIVATE 🕯 DAME 🕯 TIME 🕯 ⌚️ 🕯 🕯 🕯

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R/GA @RGA

4 years ago

Why do the chicken sandwiches have to fight

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R/GA @RGA

5 years ago

fwiw this is why I replied "tentative" to your meeting invite

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The New York Times @nytimes

5 years ago

fwiw this is why I replied "tentative" to your meeting invite

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Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers

5 years ago

That's our point guard.

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Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett

5 years ago

"I'm speaking." This should be a 101 taught to all young girls. Nobody taught us this in the '80s.

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R/GA @RGA

5 years ago

Fake crowd noise -- just hear me out on this -- for meetings

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R/GA @RGA

5 years ago

-- "Well, I guess that's it. I think we covered everything. Anyone have anything else to add?" -- [15 more minutes of talking]

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carrie 🍿 @kissellc

5 years ago

starting to realize that my love for tomatoes is really just my love for flake salt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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R/GA @RGA

5 years ago

Need a job number for staring longingly out the window at squirrels

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Mary H.K. Choi @choitotheworld

6 years ago

Can someone fix bacon packaging this has gone on long enough

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