Emily Kleinburg @kleinburrn
knitter 🧶 🧣 🧦 easily set off • I like to post about my projects a lot 😎✌ Durham, NC Joined May 2012-
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“What is your dream job” “I don’t dream of labor” LMFAAOO
That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?
Nope nope nope. Hands off. Knitting is a brilliant and deeply satisfying creative activity. Not a vehicle for promoting body dysmorphia or eating disorder culture.
Nope nope nope. Hands off. Knitting is a brilliant and deeply satisfying creative activity. Not a vehicle for promoting body dysmorphia or eating disorder culture.
Just described “not all who wander are lost” as the fantasy nerd equivalent of “live laugh love”, and I’m right. Don’t @ me.
Virginia's "extreme" new gun laws that all those armed extremists are protesting? -Background checks. -Limit on # of handgun purchases per month. -Communities can ban guns from specific events/venues. -Police can take guns from those deemed a risk to others. That's it.
Men are too emotional to be president.
A man is literally trying to start World War 3 because he’s angry that he might be held accountable for his actions but please tell me more about how women are too emotional.
It’s very likely that several 50 something blondes with fake boobs, gaudy jewelry, and leopard print dresses brought to Mar-A-Lago to party with their second or third husbands, who sell real estate, knew about this targeted assassination two days before our Congress.
IT WAS TAKEN OFF NETFLIX BECAUSE ITS NOT FUCKIN GOOD!!!!!
IT WAS TAKEN OFF NETFLIX BECAUSE ITS NOT FUCKIN GOOD!!!!!
people who love rollercoasters are fundamentally troubled. you shouldn’t need to be upside down.
my fiancé and I started a baby jar & every time someone asks when we’re going to have kids we put a dollar in & when the jar is full we will spend it on whatever we want bc we don’t have kids
“If you are neutral in situations of injustice you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” - Desmond Tutu “Present.” - Tulsi Gabbard
Yang for 2020 because I too am afraid of robots
Yang for 2020 because I too am afraid of robots
My answer is simple: to combat “voter fraud” we should push every state to change vote regulations so everyone over 65 must reregister every year to prove they’re not dead, & this registration can only be done with a complicated smart phone app requiring two factor identification
Monthly reminder that this is an intellectual cop-out and libertarians are cowards who don't want to admit they're republicans 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
Cops: *kills your employee* UPS: “We’d like to thank the cops for killing our employee.”
oh boy ever spill a little bit of your coffee and realize the thread you are hanging on by is actually quite thin
Thenot @Thenot1662523
0 Followers 330 Following With you, I don’t lack anything. No matter how wild my heart is, I know how to say no.
Cassandra @acommonkestrel
798 Followers 2K Following they/them 🏳️⚧️ | 27 | @youphoriatv member and occasional twitch streamer | 🥄 |
Annabelle Bronstein �.. @GreatStarina
220 Followers 697 Following queer lawyer | all opinions are mine and they’re correct
Heineken @Heineke06592288
39 Followers 169 Following am very simple and always stand on my world God fearing honest and sincere....
jeff @jeffreybraswell
376 Followers 301 Following suspended at 2.5B | every single like is a full endorsement by me and reflects my own opinions perfectly and is upholdable in a court of law
Waco History @WacoHistory
204 Followers 193 Following Educational platform run by the Baylor University Institute for Oral History in partnership with The Texas Collection.
Planned Parenthood @ppsworegon
3K Followers 3K Following Providing education, health services, and advocacy in Southwestern Oregon for over 50 years!
Mycicle, Eternally AD.. @FeralPlantain
73 Followers 942 Following Mycicle . Puerto Rican/Mohawk . 32 . He/They . Bi . I should probably retweet less, but I haven't had an original thought since 2010. icon by @grgikau
Caitlin @cakelinsmith
100 Followers 162 Following
sarah spooky ghost em.. @supersarahbeth
402 Followers 290 Following Swimsuit model. Mogul. Fashion designer. Pathological liar. Not here for the right reasons.
Scruffy Murphy's @ScruffyMurphys1
5K Followers 4K Following The greatest Irish Pub in Central Texas that has nothing to do with Ireland other than formerly being owned by an Irish Guy.
ChristopherOliver88 @ChristoherOlive
127 Followers 1K Following Am very kind man i hate lie Am new here i love truth i love my son Terry.. God Said But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness...
sara bryant 🦇 @sara_brigit
289 Followers 421 Following for the love of the diamond castle, do not bother me about politics. ut’22
Missouri Gray @missourirebekah
410 Followers 454 Following she/her • argumentative antithetical dream girl
Leah Noël 🎄 @haelchocolate34
19 Followers 83 Following
Caitlin Boyd @xxckohlerxx
153 Followers 3K Following Hello there! My name is Caitlin. Wannabe poet, avid gamer.🐱📯🍼🍼🍼
Lindsey ✈️ @LindseyHurleyy
121 Followers 131 Following
perclexed @perclexed
473 Followers 630 Following Quirky. Fangirl, knitter, & stitcher. Unapologetic feminist. Fond of bourbon, bad puns & astronomy. Sometimes I write. She/her.
secondand sarahnade �.. @sarahndipity18
10K Followers 1K Following peepee poopoo | htx | baylor | venmo/cashapp: @sarahndipity18 | insta: @sarahndipity18_
John Gentry @johngentryart
287 Followers 937 Following Queer multimedia artist with a weakness for toaster strudel (He/Him). Check out my art on my website. I need that SEO, babyyyyyy
kp @KhaleesiKaren
517 Followers 606 Following
Kaitlin Kendrick @KaitlinHarp
311 Followers 645 Following Texas A&M Class of '17 || IG: kaitlin.c.harp
Abbey Glenn Apts @AbbeyGlenn
357 Followers 2K Following https://t.co/FaMpNr0lc6… IG: abbeyglennapartments
Laurie H @LaurieH04046550
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AB @anabel__burke
188 Followers 370 Following
JB @JBurks_
273 Followers 151 Following Don’t sleep on Houston, we’re out there winning championships. 👻: justin_burks3 | Baylor Alum
k @komalhemani
688 Followers 590 Following Dearly beloved- we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.
Carol @carolineallyn1
79 Followers 123 Following
sarbear @Sarah_E_Pitman
230 Followers 224 Following truly, madly, crazy, deeply in love with so many things •••• she/her
LHS Speech, Debate, &.. @lhsbadgerdebate
235 Followers 172 Following
Blanca Fajardo @FajardoBlanca02
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cathy kuehne @keenycat
199 Followers 623 Following
Jodi Jo @OfficialJodiJo
56K Followers 77K Following Jodi Jo/BO$$ BO$$ LIFE ENT. Booking: [email protected]
Sergio Alcantar @Sergio_Alcantar
98 Followers 157 Following
The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
372K Followers 1K Following ~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
Astro Poets @poetastrologers
680K Followers 3K Following Astrology by poets @DorotheaLasky & @alexdimitrov. Subscribe to our Substack for weekly chart readings & horoscopes. Contact: [email protected]
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️.. @AndrewYang
1.6M Followers 9K Following Entrepreneur, Anti-Poverty, Human-Centered Economy, #YangGang, UBI, RCV, Co-chair @fwd_party founder @humanityforward @venture4america views expressed are mine
Bad Legal Takes @BadLegalTakes
291K Followers 20 Following Posting the worst legal takes on Twitter. Have a submission? DM a link or @ me. Screenshot = bad take. RT = great take. Bingo cards: https://t.co/ONLbcQ8Rns
Dani Donovan 🎨 ADH.. @danidonovan
138K Followers 2K Following 🎨 ADHD artist + TikTok creator 🧠 #NeurodiverseSquad 📚 Author of “The Anti-Planner: How to Get Sh*t Done When You Don’t Feel Like It” ✨https://t.co/CGtUcMRepp✨
Patty Lyons @Patty_Lyons
4K Followers 910 Following Knitting Teacher, Knitwear Designer, Video class teacher. Find me at that other place (rhymes with deads - pattyjlyons)
Annabelle Bronstein �.. @GreatStarina
220 Followers 697 Following queer lawyer | all opinions are mine and they’re correct
Rachy @RachyNewin
2K Followers 341 Following Crocheter. Designer. Yarn enabler of the best kind. she/her #crochet #yarn
DungeonRobyn @DungeonRobyn
2K Followers 2K Following Sometimes an Elf, sometimes a Tiefling, always a fan of pickles. Taking down orcs one d20 at a time. #DnD #tabletop
Madeline Miller @MillerMadeline
48K Followers 2K Following Author of THE SONG OF ACHILLES and novel CIRCE. Latin and Greek teacher, director of Shakespeare plays. She/her.
Elizabeth Warren @ewarren
5.8M Followers 560 Following U.S. Senator, former teacher. Wife, mom (Amelia, Alex, Bailey, @CFPB), grandmother, and Okie. She/her. Official campaign account.
jeff @jeffreybraswell
376 Followers 301 Following suspended at 2.5B | every single like is a full endorsement by me and reflects my own opinions perfectly and is upholdable in a court of law
Girl Scouts @girlscouts
95K Followers 2K Following We Are Girl Scouts. Girl Scouts bring their dreams to life and work together to build a better world. Join us. Community guidelines: https://t.co/Th34yWphm7
Madelinetosh @madelinetosh
15K Followers 235 Following Passionate creators exploring the limits of color. Part of the @jimmybeanswool family.
Soren Bowie @Soren_Ltd
68K Followers 1K Following Writer at @AmericanDadTBS. 1/2 of Quick Question with Soren and Daniel. Formerly at Cracked.
Literary Hub @lithub
302K Followers 960 Following A daily literary website highlighting the best in contemporary fiction, nonfiction, and criticism.
Aparna Nancherla 🇵.. @aparnapkin
522K Followers 3K Following comedian person mostly here to feel bad. UNRELIABLE NARRATOR now out from @vikingbooks
Joe Kennedy III @joekennedy
718K Followers 742 Following Former Congressman from MA. Tired & lucky dad. Founder @GroundworkProj. President @CitizensEnergyC. Advising @EmCollective + @WoodwellClimate + more.
Planned Parenthood @PPFA
320K Followers 830 Following Hi! We’re America’s most trusted provider of sexual and reproductive health care education, and we think we look pretty good for over 100 years old.
Meech Arlert @DemetriusHarmon
1.4M Followers 1K Following
Owl! at the Library �.. @SketchesbyBoze
228K Followers 2K Following quality tweets for the old soul • fairy-tales, beauty, wholesome whimsy • @wren_and_paper & Dickens lover • • https://t.co/mKWlgWgxuj
Caitlin @cakelinsmith
100 Followers 162 Following
Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai
329K Followers 776 Following gay and overwhelmed. author of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL the book. come see me tell jokes on tour. he/him
ellie schnitt! @holy_schnitt
556K Followers 593 Following (e)girl next door• https://t.co/jHrUCSZWSj• podcaster!! • she/her • IG: ellie_schnitt • business inquiries: @unitedtalent [email protected]
Kaeli Swift, Ph.D. @corvidresearch
73K Followers 1K Following If you miss me on here find me on the clock app or IG at the same handle. #CrowOrNo lives on!
avfkw @avfkw
4K Followers 470 Following 🧶 Natural Dyes, Yarn, & Fabric 🏳️🌈 DIY Textiles for her, him, them, & all 📚 Journeys in Natural Dyeing & The Modern Natural Dyer #oakland #queerowned
Scruffy Murphy's @ScruffyMurphys1
5K Followers 4K Following The greatest Irish Pub in Central Texas that has nothing to do with Ireland other than formerly being owned by an Irish Guy.
Jon Halla @jonhalla
71 Followers 94 Following
Effin' Birds @EffinBirds
286K Followers 1K Following by @aaronreynolds (he/him) • merch, books and tour details at https://t.co/telhOub0Fs • defeated Jimmy Fallon in a popularity contest
Durham Bulls @DurhamBulls
92K Followers 2K Following Just taking it 1 tweet at a time, hope we can help the ball club. Back home May 7-12!
Reductress @Reductress
298K Followers 657 Following The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKO
Leah Noël 🎄 @haelchocolate34
19 Followers 83 Following
Missouri Gray @missourirebekah
410 Followers 454 Following she/her • argumentative antithetical dream girl
Lauren @knitsandflowers
2K Followers 643 Following I used to practice law, but now I'm nobody's lawyer. #CheerfulTwitter she/her
sara bryant 🦇 @sara_brigit
289 Followers 421 Following for the love of the diamond castle, do not bother me about politics. ut’22
Danielle Baines @DanielleDBaines
143 Followers 230 Following Parent to a non-binary teen, a kitten & a hedgehog. Senior Estimator for an architectural woodwork company. Knitter. Seamstress. Reluctant Housekeeper. She/Her
SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover
854K Followers 2K Following Doing a science on the red planet. Not @MarsCuriosity. Portrait by @badportraits. Written by @jfiliatrault.
JessicaMF @JessicaMF
8K Followers 1K Following She/her. Mom. Co-founder of https://t.co/sWjzWnjmYP. Protect kids, not guns. JessicaMF on Ravelry. 👩👩👧👦@outcassed
Franklin Habit @FranklinHabit
18K Followers 554 Following Author, illustrator, photographer, designer, knitter. Textiles fanatic. Student of Latin, Roman history nut. My Twitter opinions are my own.
Hunter knits tiny non.. @HunterHammersen
9K Followers 1K Following I knit tiny nonsense. And I'm apparently the bossy type, so I'll totally tell you how to do the same.
Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda
198K Followers 14K Following I am Zelda the cat. Hunter of house flies and keeper of string. Easily startled. Often caught staring. Author of book.
Megan Amram @meganamram
1.0M Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
Lindsey ✈️ @LindseyHurleyy
121 Followers 131 Following@SteamboatUSA Lol no, you have a Neo-Nazi haircut. Big difference
Cool news: my CUSTOM SOCKS book has been translated into Finnish!
To every prosecutor who complains about workloads: charge fewer crimes, and your workload will go down. Like magic. You have the power!
Conservative parent: How do I explain Billy Porter wearing a dress to my kids? Normal parent: How do I explain countless deadly school shootings and how to survive one to my kids?
Can we acknowledge that Shakira was dressed as her Zootopia character during her Superbowl performance?
That thing when you spend millions of dollars on a Super Bowl TV ad and then one tweet blows up your entire investment because you’re a fucking moron.
@mredshirtshaw Kansas City Chiefs: -Racist -appropriative -how many chiefs do you really need anyway Kansas City Beefs -celebrates KC bbq -acknowledges historic role as major stockyard town -fertile ground for puns
WE JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #CHIEFSKINGDOM
“I know how sports work. I got fired from a Big 12 school because of them.” - Ken Starr, probably
Ken Starr: "It's playing by the rules. It's why we don't allow deflated footballs or stealing signs from the field. Rules are rules. They're to be followed." Full video here: cs.pn/3b6ka5d
This girl I went to high school with posted pictures on Facebook of her walking on the Painted Hills (which destroys them) so I commented "hey don't do that" and she messaged me all mad and anyways I reported her to the National Park Service and now she's banned
It’s Missouri you stone cold idiot.
This is cyberpunk. Changing the physical changes the digital which changes the physical. Power held by governments and corporate powers can be subverted and redirected by regular people who understand how the system feeds upon itself.
Performance artist generates virtual traffic jams in Google Maps by pulling a wagon full of smartphones simonweckert.com/googlemapshack…
Um. Trump’s campaign ad... was about reuniting families. REUNITING FAMILIES.
The 49 Senators who lost the vote on witnesses represent 19 million MORE people than the 51 Senators who won.
happy birthday @Baylor and thanks for most of my best friends, two degrees, student loans, and favorite memories.
The DNC changing its debate criteria to ignore grassroots donations seems tailor-made to get Mike Bloomberg on the debate stage in February. Having Americans willing to invest in your campaign is a key sign of a successful campaign. The people will win out in the end.
When @CoryBooker led an effort to change the debate thresholds, the DNC refused—saying they couldn’t benefit any candidate. It seems the only candidate they’re willing to benefit is a billionaire who’s buying his way into the race. Total mess.
The DNC drastically shifts debate requirements, opening the door for Bloomberg to join the stage starting in mid-February politico.com/news/2020/01/3…
We do! Then no one believes us and asks what we were wearing. 💃💁♀️🙋♀️
tell me your worst date horror story
I posted these pictures to put names to faces and I literally cannot tell them apart.
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