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I really wanted to be a Negasonic Teenage Warhead, but I'm too old now. Joined September 2012
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Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain

8 years ago

Frequently, I’ve come to regret things I’ve said. This, from 2001, is not one of those times:

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2 years ago

love to name my database something like "dumb_asshole_extra_storage_pls_work" and then it ends up being our main production database for like six years

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2 years ago

why does nobody make a baja blast flavored vape

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DaftBrian @DaftBrian

2 years ago

@halomancer1 Correct. I maybe smoke once or twice a year depending on the occasion. I want “starter weed 1.0 ” OG normal stuff. Just 10 mins of a giggle and be done I don’t need this “Thomas the Dank Engine Sour Diesel 43%: Mindflayer edition” when I can hear colors and go fold the dishes

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Sabrina @sabrinaesaquino

2 years ago

every time you think you're a good programmer remember that roller coaster 2 was programmed entirely in assembly with no bugs by only one guy

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milo edwards @Milo_Edwards

2 years ago

acceptable adult vape flavours: - hummus - shepherd’s pie - corned beef - tapenade - tax return

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BBC Politics @BBCPolitics

2 years ago

acceptable adult vape flavours: - hummus - shepherd’s pie - corned beef - tapenade - tax return

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🎻 EricLaw ➡️ BlueSky @ericlaw

2 years ago

well that simplifies things

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Molly White @molly0xFFF

2 years ago

you know sometimes it’s just better to avoid using the latin loanwords

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2 years ago

special thanks to spotify for the brutal emotional attack of serving me John Moreland's 3:59 AM in the middle of the fucking workday

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Defund the police and military @AshesOfTheWake_

2 years ago

@dunksdeux @GarbageApe I have to agree that your political orientation is the number of times you appeared Fox News divided by the number of times you have had gay sex. If you have done neither, you are completely apolitical.

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Charlie James @malecowgirl

2 years ago

guys we as a species need to focus all our efforts on making a cigarette that’s good for you. we should be working on this around the clock

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noah kulwin @nkulw

2 years ago

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꩜ ˙𖦹 ⋆꙳ @nauseahassan

2 years ago

‘too much garlic’ what’s next? too much desire? too much love?

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Rico Charges @NoChorus

2 years ago

math rock band name, math rock track list

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Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen

2 years ago

Just had a quite emotional, personal conversation with the pale child who lives in my walls and watches me through the vents, talking about stress, work-life balance. Interestingly I felt heard & warm. Never tried therapy before but this is probably it?

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Lilian Weng @lilianweng

2 years ago

Just had a quite emotional, personal conversation with the pale child who lives in my walls and watches me through the vents, talking about stress, work-life balance. Interestingly I felt heard & warm. Never tried therapy before but this is probably it?

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Beetlejones Beetlejones @hunkenjoyer

2 years ago

@ohip13 "I know it sounds like hippie bullshit, but the answer really is to- LOVE each other. To really FEEL for those around you, to FEEL the way for others that you feel with our OWN body! And that's HARD to do!" *hits vape* "What do you mean, I sound like a robot again? Ah, dammit"

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republic of gamers land acknowledgement @weedhitter

2 years ago

do i need to watch full metal jacket before full metal alchemist or is it like more of an anthology series

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lala 🦠 @ecto_fun

2 years ago

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computer man @gloomfather

2 years ago

This is whaot 100 dollars of groceries looks like❤️

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